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LSD Tripper Amputates, Flushes Monster-Containing Testicles
The Arcata Eye ^ | 5/12/10

Posted on 05/15/2010 3:16:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The use of the drug LSD, or commonly referred to as “acid,” appears to be increasing especially among young adults in Arcata, according to an Arcata Police Department press release issued yesterday.

On April 18, officers responded to a residence to assist the Arcata Mad River Ambulance with a 31-year-old male subject who had just castrated himself. Medical personnel and officers were unable to locate the subject’s testicles. He later told officers that he flushed them down the toilet as he feared they contained “monsters.”

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: darwinaward; dude; holdmuhlsd; idiot; lsd; napl; stuckonstupid
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To: ohiobuckeye1997
Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

If you are removed from the gene pool out of pure stupidity you can win the award.

41 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:24 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: wardaddy

Northern California. I should’ve guessed.


42 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: chris_bdba

I agree... that’s why I’m bettin this is just a scare tactic.

That is of course if the guy took a normal hit. If he took 2 or 3 or more at one time, then all bets are off. Uncharted ground there for me...


43 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:38 PM PDT by sit-rep
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To: MileHi

That’s what happens when you buy street drugs. No oversight. We need government to regulate the quality so no one gets hurt! :) /s


44 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:40 PM PDT by halfright (My presidents picture is in the dictionary, next to the word, "rectum".)
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To: upsdriver

Sounds like you’d prefer this idiot to still have his balls... and thus still be able to procreate.

Who’s the real ‘moron’ here?


45 posted on 05/15/2010 3:44:46 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: sit-rep
Sounds like a 50’s style scare tactic

Hmmm, I personally knew, (back in the day) a young woman that wiggled her two front teeth out while tripp'n. I don't doubt this story.

46 posted on 05/15/2010 3:46:25 PM PDT by 2aberro
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To: Slings and Arrows

I thought RINOs on acid would try to cut out their spine.


47 posted on 05/15/2010 3:46:58 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: sit-rep

I never expericed wanting to hurt myself no matter how much I had but I can’t speak for more than a few at a time.So if he had say 4 I have no idea what happens then....I still don’t think I’d have wanted to purposely hurt myself or thought I had monsters anywhere. Don’t have the equipment he does but don’t think if I did I would’ve thought to do that with them.


48 posted on 05/15/2010 3:47:59 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: sit-rep
That is of course if the guy took a normal hit. If he took 2 or 3 or more at one time, then all bets are off.

Stoner logic does tend to go "If one is good, two is even better."

49 posted on 05/15/2010 3:48:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: gogogodzilla

Too late.


50 posted on 05/15/2010 3:48:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Stone Temple Pilots “Creep” In his honor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1DdO3SISg


51 posted on 05/15/2010 3:49:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: chris_bdba

If it was traumatic enough, there would be flashbacks. Deeply buried issues and phobias do tend to well up, and that would provide the trauma. If somebody’s already pretty messed up, strong psychoactives might be all that’s required to send them completely ‘round the bend. Other more grounded individuals tend not to experience such a trauma and rather enjoy it.

I had a misspent youth like many, and would never go so far as to advocate the use of such things. It can be extremely dangerous for the reasons I mentioned. But, for most, it’s not exactly traumatic, and they find it enjoyable. Heavy past users are changed by it though, in my observation. Too intense, very offputting.


52 posted on 05/15/2010 3:50:40 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: ErnBatavia

Definitely a hoot.


53 posted on 05/15/2010 3:51:46 PM PDT by FourPeas (God Bless America)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m picturing the first radio call back to headquarters.

Adam 12, you’re breaking up real bad. It sounded like you just said that you had a 31 year old male that took acid and cut his nuts off. Could you repeat?


54 posted on 05/15/2010 3:53:14 PM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: cripplecreek

For the libertarian crowd...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYEVyGwRyZ0


55 posted on 05/15/2010 3:54:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Just another day in Oceania.)
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To: cripplecreek

Doesn’t really sound like acid, does it?


56 posted on 05/15/2010 3:57:25 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: ohiobuckeye1997
Is it possible to get a darwin award while still alive???

Yes! The Darwin Award is for removing yourself from the gene pool. That does not necessarily mean you have to die. Just so long as you can no longer reproduce.

57 posted on 05/15/2010 3:57:56 PM PDT by Blackhawk (God said it, I believe it, That settles it. Forever. Amen.)
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To: gogogodzilla

The morons are the ones who advocate for legalizing drugs. In this case it was his balls but it could just as easily been someone else he attacked because they contained “monsters”.


58 posted on 05/15/2010 3:58:17 PM PDT by upsdriver (ret.)
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To: Hoosier-Daddy

Certainly doesn’t sound like my experience with acid but even as a teenager I realized that someone with issues should stay the hell away from it.


59 posted on 05/15/2010 4:00:03 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Oh, here you go. PING!


60 posted on 05/15/2010 4:00:19 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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