[andy58-in-nh]

Don’t even get me started on okra (a/k/a “slime balls”). And what’s with all the damn sugar in your iced tea?

[Madame Dufarge]

You know what I hate?

Mainers actually eat fiddlehead ferns - ick. They look like a plate full of worms.

I mean, how can you mock grits when the opposition has ammunition like this?

Something must be done.