[andy58-in-nh]

Those things (fiddleheads) grow in profusion in my yard, and the only sensible thing to do with them is to run them over with a 18” self-propelled lawnmower. Anyone who tries to eat them is either starving or delusional.

[Betis70]

Or originally from Canada.

[Madame Dufarge]

I love the trucks parked on the roadside packed with them and a sign proudly announcing "CLEAN Fiddleheads!"

As if somehow rinsing off your lawn clippings transforms them into an epicurean delight.