[Colonel Kangaroo]

Let's end this. I have one more bottom line question (my fifth bottom line but who is counting) Here goes, if it were to go down again, split roughly the same way. Would you join in on the Federal or the break away state(s) side? Choose now, It should be easy to answer because slavery has nothing to do with it now. Answer this and I leave you alone forever.

That's an easy question. If it split the same way I'd certainly stand with the federals, because the way it split in 1861 had all the Democrats, hotheads, non-productive and political idiots on the side of the Confederates.

[puroresu]

...Democrats, hotheads, non-productive and political idiots...

That sounds like a good description of the SPLC (or as some call it, the $PLC) and other anti-Confederate heritage hate groups.