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1 posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
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wow...


2 posted on 03/11/2009 11:05:39 AM PDT by KoRn
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To: Chet 99

cordless or corded?


3 posted on 03/11/2009 11:06:36 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (ACORN:American Corruption for Obama Right Now)
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To: Chet 99

Sawzall=3000 strokes per minute. Ouch.


4 posted on 03/11/2009 11:06:44 AM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

First mistake. A reciprocating saw would have given her more control.

5 posted on 03/11/2009 11:06:54 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Chet 99

It’s not for everybody...


6 posted on 03/11/2009 11:06:59 AM PDT by carjic (Laid off since Dec 08...HELP!)
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To: Chet 99

I can see this thread going down hill faster that the stock market.


7 posted on 03/11/2009 11:07:17 AM PDT by McGruff (If the War on Terrorism is over, do the terrorist know that?)
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To: Chet 99

Looking forward to all the jokes on this one.
Let ‘em rip guys.


9 posted on 03/11/2009 11:07:39 AM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: Chet 99

Lesson: Don’t confuse Black & Decker with Crack & Pecker


10 posted on 03/11/2009 11:07:59 AM PDT by Battle of Tours
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Cringe and cross legs alert.


11 posted on 03/11/2009 11:08:03 AM PDT by Enterprise (I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
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To: Chet 99

Didn’t even remove the blade...it must be love...


12 posted on 03/11/2009 11:08:04 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: Chet 99

How can we judge guilt without a photo? Is she hot?


13 posted on 03/11/2009 11:08:27 AM PDT by dennisw (0bomo the subprime president)
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To: Chet 99

Okay, all of you creative freepers out there, give me some laughs!!


14 posted on 03/11/2009 11:08:29 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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I was going to make a joke that the sabre saw isn’t the right tool for that, you really need a Sawzall. Alas, that would be wrong to make fun of someone who was injured in such a scheme.


15 posted on 03/11/2009 11:09:28 AM PDT by cyclotic (Boy Scouts-Developing Leaders in a World of Followers.)
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To: Chet 99

Great ,now we will have to ban saber saws.


16 posted on 03/11/2009 11:09:34 AM PDT by weldgophardline (Proud father of a U.S. Marine in Afghanistan)
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To: Chet 99

Love means never having to say.....

OWWWWWWW!


17 posted on 03/11/2009 11:09:34 AM PDT by ArmstedFragg ("the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs" - Jefferson)
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The man who called 911 about the incident...


19 posted on 03/11/2009 11:10:26 AM PDT by library user (Rod Blagojevich should have been TIME MAGAZINE'S "Person of the Year.")
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To: Chet 99

Highway 235 a place for sexual encounters and other goings on? Nah, I don’t believe it. ;^)


20 posted on 03/11/2009 11:10:27 AM PDT by NY Attitude (You are responsible for your own safety until the arrival of law enforcement officers)
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New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.
22 posted on 03/11/2009 11:10:39 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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Bless her little heart... she liked what she saw.


24 posted on 03/11/2009 11:11:22 AM PDT by avacado
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To: Chet 99
"So take me down slow 'n' easy
Make love to me slow 'n' easy
I know that hard luck 'n' trouble
Is coming my way
So rock me 'til I'm burned to the bone.
Rock me 'til I'm burned to the bone."

Slow and Easy - - Whitesnake

Slow and easy people. Slow and easy.

26 posted on 03/11/2009 11:11:29 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage...)
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