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Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
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Posted on 03/11/2009 11:04:40 AM PDT by Chet 99
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To: SonnyBubba
I am much too proper to reply to this thread. haarruummmmph!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:10:33 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Chet 99
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:10:39 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: Old Teufel Hunden
You can do it, we can help! or
Let’s build something together!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:10:52 AM PDT
by
Batman11
("Big ears isn't my President!")
To: Chet 99
Bless her little heart... she liked what she saw.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:11:22 AM PDT
by
avacado
To: Future Snake Eater
Is this one of those lunks that can’t tell a recip from a
skil saw?
Ya know, I wondered what that “special attatchment” was that
came with the saw. Idiot, that was a depth guage!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:11:27 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Chet 99
"So take me down slow 'n' easy
Make love to me slow 'n' easy
I know that hard luck 'n' trouble
Is coming my way
So rock me 'til I'm burned to the bone.
Rock me 'til I'm burned to the bone."
Slow and Easy - - Whitesnake
Slow and easy people. Slow and easy.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:11:29 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage...)
To: Battle of Tours; Old Teufel Hunden
"Lesson: Don’t confuse Black & Decker with Crack & Pecker"
That HAS to be the winning post!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:11:50 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I went to America and all I got were some DVDs and little helicopters.)
To: Battle of Tours
That is my vote for best quote on the web today.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:11:51 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(You are where you are by the choices you make)
To: Chet 99
I can see the new warning labels on power tools now.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:12:05 AM PDT
by
paul51
(11 September 2001 - Never forget (July 4, 2009 see you there))
To: Chet 99
Was this the “Milk” model saber saw...or the “Frank”?
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:12:09 AM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. -Will Rogers)
To: Chet 99
...she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new. OUCH!! Possibly a new way to perform a apesiotomy???
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:12:13 AM PDT
by
Prowler Fowler
(One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them.)
To: Chet 99
I've been known to use a jackhammer on the missus... well, at least it's been called that...
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:12:18 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
To: Chet 99
“Honey, when I said ‘Cut it out,’ I didn’t think you’d take me literally.”
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:12:51 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: Non-Sequitur
variable speed function is nice to. the extra length blade for those hard to reach places comes in handy also. stupid effin gash anyway.
To: WOBBLY BOB
“Barney Fwank takes up homo remodeling”
...yeah he loves to shop at Homo Depot!
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:13:05 AM PDT
by
Batman11
("Big ears isn't my President!")
To: cyclotic
I was going to make a joke that the sabre saw isn’t the right tool for that, you really need a Sawzall. Nah. If you really want the earth to move you need a 90 lb. jackhammer.
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:13:09 AM PDT
by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat lead.)
To: Chet 99
Now I expect that the couple will sue the saw maker and probably the sex toy supplier as well. Soon all sabre saws will havw a CPSC tag warning against using the device for sexual pleasure./s
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:13:27 AM PDT
by
JeanLM
To: Chet 99
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:13:32 AM PDT
by
sausageseller
(http://coolblue.typepad.com/the_cool_blue_blog/)
To: Chet 99
I’ll bet they never SAW this coming... (groan)
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:13:50 AM PDT
by
coincheck
(Pray for my oldest son, he is in Iraq. Keeping us free.)
To: Chet 99
maybe he should have removed the blade first...
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posted on
03/11/2009 11:14:01 AM PDT
by
bigbob
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