Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

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[Chet 99]

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

[Ditter]

I am much too proper to reply to this thread. haarruummmmph!

[Moonman62]

New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis.

[Batman11]

You can do it, we can help! or

Let’s build something together!

[avacado]

Bless her little heart... she liked what she saw.

[tet68]

Is this one of those lunks that can’t tell a recip from a
skil saw?

Ya know, I wondered what that “special attatchment” was that
came with the saw. Idiot, that was a depth guage!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"So take me down slow 'n' easy
Make love to me slow 'n' easy
I know that hard luck 'n' trouble
Is coming my way
So rock me 'til I'm burned to the bone.
Rock me 'til I'm burned to the bone."

Slow and Easy - - Whitesnake

Slow and easy people. Slow and easy.

[Enterprise]

"Lesson: Don’t confuse Black & Decker with Crack & Pecker"

That HAS to be the winning post!

[Dacula]

That is my vote for best quote on the web today.

[paul51]

I can see the new warning labels on power tools now.

[Osage Orange]

Was this the “Milk” model saber saw...or the “Frank”?

[Prowler Fowler]

...she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new. OUCH!! Possibly a new way to perform a apesiotomy???

[kevkrom]

I've been known to use a jackhammer on the missus... well, at least it's been called that...

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

“Honey, when I said ‘Cut it out,’ I didn’t think you’d take me literally.”

[bobby.223]

variable speed function is nice to. the extra length blade for those hard to reach places comes in handy also. stupid effin gash anyway.

[Batman11]

“Barney Fwank takes up homo remodeling”

...yeah he loves to shop at Homo Depot!

[Doomonyou]

I was going to make a joke that the sabre saw isn’t the right tool for that, you really need a Sawzall.

Nah. If you really want the earth to move you need a 90 lb. jackhammer.

[JeanLM]

Now I expect that the couple will sue the saw maker and probably the sex toy supplier as well. Soon all sabre saws will havw a CPSC tag warning against using the device for sexual pleasure./s

[sausageseller]

A new way to cut a rug.

[coincheck]

I’ll bet they never SAW this coming... (groan)

[bigbob]

maybe he should have removed the blade first...