Posted on 08/31/2008 8:51:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro
Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report
Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
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One guy suffered major lacerations when he removed the hose because it was too small. He went direct and the fan began chopping away.
Sometimes you feel like a nut...
It is the way one packs the shaft that goes through the stuffing box. Tough to give these Third World Clymers new pointers before they swing into action, though. I hope the rest of you make sure the gland nut is tight enough against the stuffing box collar and packing before you get the bottom wet. Not too tight ... one drop every 2-3 seconds.
Honi soit qui mal y pense and my original diagnosis was crossed threads. Or this guy, being a foreigner was probably metric, and the nut was SAE.
LOL Wasn’t there a House MD scene like this? Something like a cell phone in the other end.
Greatest job of Lip-Synching I have ever seen. The star of the show's voice is absolutely nothing like that. It's weird. A lip-synched show? What could possibly be next ... a worthy oriental gentleman slipping a nut over the unit?
Once they had to remove a zucchini. The next day the surgeon came in with a zucinni salad.
I actually got my penis stuck in a nut once in the Army.
I didn’t know she was crazy until 3 months into the relationship.
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