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Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?
VANITY | TODAY | SELF

Posted on 04/20/2007 11:50:28 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.


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To: NicknamedBob
Wood is magical, like many wondrous things in this magical world. Wood is a special kind of sugar, spun from rain and sunlight and air. How could it be anything less than magical?

I'm stealing that.

1,141 posted on 07/09/2009 7:38:48 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 170 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: null and void

Isn’t “inheritance” wonderful?


1,142 posted on 07/09/2009 7:46:12 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face; null and void

You still certain you want to collect them?


1,143 posted on 07/09/2009 7:50:11 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: DJ MacWoW; null and void

Gee, thanks.
*The twirling ninja ballet dancers whirled the audience to death with their withering performance of Swan Lake Hari Kiri*


1,144 posted on 07/09/2009 7:51:32 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; null and void

I thought we told those damn ballerinas to put down the swords. Good thing their tutus were red.


1,145 posted on 07/09/2009 7:55:07 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: DJ MacWoW

[insert Gahan family curse cartoon here]


1,146 posted on 07/09/2009 7:56:43 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 170 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Darksheare

They’d fir in well with my other ones....


1,147 posted on 07/09/2009 7:59:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ [Borrowed from redhead])
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To: DJ MacWoW; null and void

“Soon the halls will be FLOWING with red!” -Masque of the Red Death.


1,148 posted on 07/09/2009 8:00:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

And another thing. It should have been called “Chicken Lake” since that one dancer flopped around like one. We did tell her not to get so close to those blades.


1,149 posted on 07/09/2009 8:00:59 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow! Sure glad I ran into this link. Thanks.


1,150 posted on 07/09/2009 8:03:38 AM PDT by houeto (Defang the FEDGOV. Repeal the 17th! (actually, it might be too late... SECEDE!)
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To: houeto

It’s fun, huh? I had to link it on my facebook and MySpace pages.


1,151 posted on 07/09/2009 8:04:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN! ~~ [Borrowed from redhead])
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To: Darksheare
“Soon the halls will be FLOWING with red ink!” - Mask of the Red Ditz


1,152 posted on 07/09/2009 8:18:06 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 170 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

“REAL boneless chicken breast, only $1.99 a pound!”

Great, thanks for the imagery.


1,153 posted on 07/09/2009 8:32:26 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: null and void

I don’t think that face has had natural motion to it in years.
“It puts the lotion on it’s skin and.. WTF that doesn’t go there?!”


1,154 posted on 07/09/2009 8:33:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

$1.99 a pound?! You can get it free. Just clean up the stage!


1,155 posted on 07/09/2009 8:35:49 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: CharlesWayneCT
Two trite and annoying expressions:

I'd hit it

See my tag line

1,156 posted on 07/09/2009 8:43:36 AM PDT by jla
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To: DJ MacWoW

Hey, why do that when you can charge others money for it?


1,157 posted on 07/09/2009 8:56:33 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

1,158 posted on 07/09/2009 8:57:44 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 170 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: GQuagmire

Add me to the ‘I’d hit it’ ping list.

Those are some of the funniest things posted on FR. So are the ‘Fail’ images.

Never fail to amuse.


1,159 posted on 07/09/2009 9:02:55 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: null and void

LOL!


1,160 posted on 07/09/2009 9:11:01 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Pray for, and support our troops(heroes) !! And vote out the RINO's!!)
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