Yeah, that's why I got into science: the dancing girls.
Why do the science women NEVER look like the "scientists" (or lawyers or barmaids or baliffs) on CSI or L&O?
There are a few cuties hidden behind horn-rims (and not as cute as the fashion models who show up on TV as Genetic Engineers), but lets face it...
OTOH, I am in the sciences (sort of) and I don't exactly raise the bar either (can you limbo?)
;)
Perhaps a different microscope or binoculars or telescope is required?