Posted on 08/23/2006 4:14:11 PM PDT by martin_fierro
Bare-breasted porn stars ride choppers
Wed Aug 23, 4:09 PM ET
AUCKLAND, New Zealand - Two dozen bare-breasted porn stars paraded on motorcycles and military vehicles down the main street of New Zealand's biggest city on Wednesday after beating efforts by Auckland officials to prevent the promotional stunt.
Thousands of people, many of them clicking away with cell phone cameras, lined the street for the parade by male and female porn actors, most semi-clad in black leather, to publicize an erotica show which opens in Auckland later this week.
The crowd four deep in some places was reportedly bigger than that for the city's annual Santa Parade at Christmas time.
Organizer Steve Crow, a local multimillionaire porn movie distributor and producer, earlier had won approval for the parade from the city council, infuriating it's conservative mayor and several councilors.
Mayor Dick Hubbard said he would review local bylaws in a bid to prevent any more topless parades in Auckland.
"We do want a vibrant city (but) I think the parade does our image harm rather than good," Hubbard said.
Women with tattoos turn me off , No matter how good they look otherwise. Tattoos are for sailors and bikers.
how does it work if its a woman biker tho.. is that ok then? ;)
You think that was really Ron Jeremy posting here or an imposter?
Must have gotten lost on their way to Sturgis.
I ride a motorcycle, have for years, I average over 10,000 miles a year. I see so many old yuppie women getting parrots and other BS tattooed on the top of their breasts where they can wear a low cut blouse and let the world know what a biker babe they are. They are laughable is what they are. As for the younger ones, If they want to look like trash, why should I object. IMO its a stupid thing to do, but different strokes for different folks.
I would never date a woman with a tattoo, but then I have been married for 44 years and dont date anyway.
Silicone on parade
A preacher was announcing a festival honoring one of the parishoners for celebrating an upcoming 50 year marriage anniversary.
When asked by the preacher how it was done, the man said that he took his wife to Hong Kong on their 25th anniversary.
And that he was going back to get her next week.
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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The Doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things Are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the Doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly.
I can't render a proper opinion about females and tattoos without personal inspection of said females with said tattoos.
Bet a junebug at 70 would break 'em of that.
I used to run with a crowd that would deliberately seek out women with tattoos, on the basis that a tattoo constituted prima facie evidence that the women in question were willing to do something foolish and impulsive that they might later regret.
Excellent observation.....
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