Posted on 07/31/2006 4:43:47 PM PDT by Hildy
Please ignore him. We need to up his meds.
Hey is this Max's favorite Christmas Song?
MISTRESS FOR CHRISTMAS by AC/DC
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmastime,
When I can roll you in the hay
Easy come, easy go,
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low,
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah
Ah-ha-ha, ooh, yeah...
Alright!
Listen:
I like female form in minimum dress,
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Got a date with a woman in red,
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
Said yeah...
He got it, I want it,
They got it, I can't have it
But, I want it, but it don't matter,
She got it and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas...
I want a mistress for Christmas...
Oh, yeah!
Haha, yeah...
I want a mistress... for Christmas...
Come on!
SOLO
Easy come, easy go!
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah!
Alright!
He got it, I want it,
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter,
She got it and I can't get it
(Mistress...)
He got it and I want it,
(For Christmas...)
They got it and I can't have it
(Mistress...)
But, I want it, it don't matter,
(For Christmas...)
She got it and I can't get a -
Mistress for Christmas!
You know what I'm talkin' about!
(Mistress for Christmas!)
You gotta send me down, you gotta send me down!
(Mistress for Christmas!)
I want a woman in red at the bottom of my bed!
(Mistress for Christmas!)
I can hear you comin' down my smokestack, hehe!
I wanna ride on you reindeer, honey,
And ring my bells!
LOL!!!! you saucy flirt!
brrrrrrrreeeech
That sounded like a squeaker!
Been there, done that.
I just had a chili dog, pull my finger.
rrrrrrapapap!!!!
Hey Babe I just got an internal job posting for a manager of one of our warehouses in your town.
No way, where?
Adam Sandler can make me laugh out loud... although some of his stuff is a little too crude.
Disrtibution warehouse. LV NV
goof ball, you're thinking of EX52D.
NUH UH!
How did I know you would be first?
Is she against breastfeeding in public?
we can only hope
What, huh? Who me? LOL! :)
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