"Everything I know about the south I learned on that National Geographic show COPS."
ROTFLOL
If that won't scare you away from my region I don't know what will.
Thanks for seeing humor, not an attack. I actually enjoy the South and have spent good time everywhere from Jackson, MS to Raliegh/Durham area to the Florida Panhandle. I'm a native NYer and couldn't see myself living there (way to slow and family is here) or frankly, anywhere else, but I certainly see the attraction.