Exactly!
Plus I've hated soccer since grade, middle and high school when we had to play it in gym class.
Kickball though--now that was a fun game.
I wonder if kids are still allowed to play kickball in school or is outlawed for fear of a Nancy Boy getting hit with the ball too hard.
It surely was! Check this out: World Adult Kickball Association
Kickball is the greatest game ever. I was actually pretty decent too. At least at kicking. I can't catch. I should have been made the team's DK.
In fact, if we're going to change the rules...
1. Enlarge the goal by like ten feet on all sides
2. Remove the off sides rule
3. Allow two players on each side to branish a huge hockey stick
4. Allow one player on each side to use his hands
5. Have two females added to the field for each side...and they have to play in the nude....
6. If you fake an injury during a game, you're kicked off the team for life.
I think then MAYBE... just MAYBE you might get someone in Hancock, Wisconsin to watch this pathetic excuse for sport..for more than ten minutes...
You should see post number 47 poodle...