Dude, that is pathetic. I would've hoped that the anti-soccer crowd (you, specifically) could've come-up with something better. How can it be that some guy living in mom's basement led you to the lamest response, ever?
You see, it's called "targeting your audience."
Follow me on this one...I know it's going to be hard for you to follow, but make the effort, ok? I will even type it out slowly for you to read it out loud.
You see, I have to tone my responses down to the lowest common denominator here, namely you.
By the way, do you know what "namely" and "lowest common denominator" stand for? I can explain, if you need it. I know, I am using big, difficult words for you, but I am sure you can follow.
In the meantime, while you think about it, and take 20-some odd hours to compose a completely weak reply, have some fun watching your favorite "athletes", as they demonstrate their "abilities."