[js1138]

4. sexual reproduction -- who went first?

No problem.

[puroresu]

I remember a Far Side cartoon about micro-organism porn movies. It showed some bacteria and other tiny organisms sitting on a couch, drinking beer. They were watching a video of cells dividing.

[furball4paws]

That's Ms. coli on the top, slightly drunk and very ravishing.

That's studs coli on the bottom, oversexed and proud of the hair on his chest, if he has one.

The result....birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it..

[grey_whiskers]

Cue to caption of critter on top, 5 minutes later:

Was it good for you?

Full Disclosure:

If Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny, does Fission Necessitate Onanism?

Cheers!