The charge should be " Sexual Assault". The rest is hyperbole.
PS: The four years should be accompanied by one beating a year by a drive by baseball bat.
Seems like we could use a hand on this thread. It seems to me that after four years of house arrest, this guy's going to have to catch with society from behind, and it seems his only trade is that of a common pedaler, and possibly a handy-man. Certainly a four year sentence will lead to arrested development, no ifs ands or butts.