Man sentenced for ride-by bottom slap

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[John Robertson]

Hey, shrieking mama, if you can't understand someone's post (and I mean that literally), don't waste people's time with a nonsensical, show-us-how-smart you are response.

You make the mistake too many people here do: When they say something incredibly off the mark, I mean, really, really stupid, and someone calls them on it, rather than say something along the lines of, Well, maybe I did come out a little strong on that...they just pile it on harder, defending their ridiculous position. If a butt slap is worth 4 years, what's a breast-grab worth--undeniable sexual assault--75-life?

"It's a crime, and this perverted slapper is paying for his mistake dearly."

You go get him, Big Guy. What about the infamous butt grabbers in Italy--hell, it was a national sport there only a generation ago. Lock 'em all up? Maybe in your world.

I don't have time for your crap. Maybe other people on this thread do. But let me leave you with this: you called me a "You're like a male feminist, sort of LOL." [By the way: If it were funny, you wouldn't have to remind us to laugh out loud.] And I'm calling you this:

For your feminized thought...and your shrieking overreaction...and you're willingness to pile onto a oh-so-safe issue with both the hemisphere and the blogosphere to hide behind...you're a pussy.

[georgiagirl3814]

"agree with me on something...I would like you to be my friend"

I can do that. Good to hear from you. Thanks for the offer. I think we are in the same lifeboat

[John Robertson]

"Its amazing that you tried to turn a story of sexual assalt into a war against men!!"

I didn't. I cited two hysterical overreactions against males as skirmishes in said war. And if you don't realize there's one going on, then you've already given up your ground.

And if a butt slap (from a bike, in motion!) is a "sexual assault," then a tentative tap on a woman's shoulder to get her attention to ask her directions must be aggravated battery.

[Slings and Arrows]

Justice triumphs in the end.

[John Robertson]

Well, I'm flattered. But be careful who you let into your lifeboat: I am making some serious enemies here tonight (and, truth be told, enjoying every minute of it!).

[apackof2]

There's a battle between the sexes going on due to the wounds and scars inflicted by radical feminism

As far as slaps and taps, the one getting the slap is the best judge of what to name it

If a man slaps me on my behind then he better be ready for a belt in the mouth

But then that's pretty hard when he's on a bike going a "hit and run"

[apackof2]

No one with wisdom "enjoys" making enemies

If you make an enemy standing your ground defending
a righteouness principal well then.....but enjoy it?

No

[bluefish]

For someone with a giant "Don't Tread On Liberty" banner on their home page, you would think that you would recognize 4 years is pretty ridiculous for a slap on the bottom.

[bluefish]

If you think a bottom slap is a *serious* crime, you need serious help. Your sense of degree is completely screwed up.

Look, I'd be the first to punch the jerk. I'd also be the first to punch the idiot that thinks this deserves court time, let alone 4 years of house arrest and all the monitoring etc. that goes with it.

You are in need of a serious clue my friend. Your type is frightening.

[Moonman62]

My dad told me that when he was a teenager he used to skate at a pond in Milwaukee. One day he and a friend saw some really cute girls. While skating by they gave the girls a little swat on the bottom. Good thing no one pressed charges on him for that. Yeats later,the girl he swatted became his wife.

The species has to get perpetuated somehow.

[John Robertson]

"There's a battle between the sexes going on due to the wounds and scars inflicted by radical feminism."

"As far as slaps and taps, the one getting the slap is the best judge of what to name it."

Do you see how you contradict yourself? You're acknowledging the battle (I called it a war), and saying it was started by radical feminism (which is one of Political Correctness' many handmaidens). But then you say the recipient is the best to call it what it is. Really? Say you have a son who goes to college...and gets in the way of a radicalized feminist student or professor? Would you want him to have no defense against whatever charges and accusations she might come up with from her fevered, aggrieved imagination? Remember, she's the best judge...so whatever your son said in defense really wouldn't matter.

"If a man slaps me on my behind then he better be ready for a belt in the mouth. But then that's pretty hard when he's on a bike going a 'hit and run'."

At least you haven't lost your sense of humor.

[Smokin' Joe]

Yeah. He would have done about the same time in the joint for a drive-by shooting in much of the US...

[Slings and Arrows]

Yeays later,the girl he swatted became his wife.

So he should have taken the house arrest? < j/k!>

[HungarianGypsy]

So he should have taken the house arrest? < j/k!> Nah. He enjoyed 14 wonderful years with her before she died of kidney failure.

[Slings and Arrows]

I'm sorry.

[apackof2]

Political Correctness' many handmaidens

Bull puckey! PC has nothing to do with my opinion or the facts

Say you have a son who goes to college...

We were talking about a specific incident here, don't try to change it to suit your opinion, and within THAT framework I answered and If my son slapped a woman on the behind, which if I had a son he would never do, then the woman would be within her rights to belt him in the mouth with my permission

A slap on the butt is just what it is, a slap on the butt and doesn't need a "judgement" anymore than a stop sign does

[John Robertson]

You're out of control.
Shut up.
Stand on a corner.
Hang it out there.
And maybe a real man will slap you on the butt for once in your life.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

You're out of control.
Shut up.
Stand on a corner.
Hang it out there.
And maybe a real man will slap you on the butt for once in your life.


Sir,
I partly agreed with your position on the 'war on masculinity' but in this post you show your real attitude toward women.

You're not advocating protecting and providing for a tender pretty lady, you're advocating a woman spurning modesty and using her body, not her character, heart and mind to attract a DECENT man and that doesn't happen. Are you a pimp? A decent man appreciates modesty and appropriate offense being taken by a Lady. And will come to her defense.

A real man understands that his words, his hands and his touch are equally capable of good and evil.

Sir, a real man now urges you to reconsider your mores, and cease and desist your considering women as chattel. Stand down. Pinching and pats are OK in a special mutual context, when it may be appropriate and welcome--but not to be nearly so casually given as a smile. You owe this Lady a public apology.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Seems like we could use a hand on this thread...
...catch up with society from behind
...common pedaler, and possibly a handy-man
...no ifs ands or butts.

Joseph my man...you don't need any help. Your doing fine all by yourself.      =;^)

[carlr]

There is nothing leftist or PC about respecting a ladies body particularly a specific area that has well recognized sexual connotations.
Tell me just when in our nations history an uninvited slap on a woman passerbys backside was considered okay.

There is also nothing in my mind particularly conservative or endearing about being insulting and demeaning to someone because of a disagreement on a given subject.