Cheer up and read the humor book Science Made Stupid by Tom Weller. The hypertext is an abridged presentation...
The quote I was thinking of is unfortunately not in the link. It shows a partially evolved flying reptile with only one wing--which conferred the survival advantage of being able to pursue its prey around tree trunks in the dense Metatarsal forests. [Yeah, yeah, "Metatarsal" ; the book also classifies "Ignominious," "Metaphoric," and "Sedentary" rocks... :-) ]
Cheers!
...That site is hilarious. Never fails, whenever I go there, I leave in tears, I laugh so hard.