It was reported that this fire can be seen from about 30 miles away. Have you taken a look outside?
Hope you are upwind from it.
No, at the present I'm in my underground bunker surrounded by several bikini clad secret service gentle men that are feeding me fruit, fanning me, and rubbing my feet. I will send one of the boys out to see what is transpiring just as soon as I can tear one of them away from me.