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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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"tastes like a chicken testicle"
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT
by
byset
To: byset
I have one word for this event: Nuts!
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:02:04 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
To: byset
Think they should invite the Republican caucus of the Senate to this?
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:02:40 PM PDT
by
My2Cents
To: 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; annyokie; Augustus McCrae; Bassfire; ...
Y'all go and have a ball.
To: byset
You must have gone nuts to post this!
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:04:36 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: byset
Two guys walking down the street come across a dog licking it's own nuts. The first guy sighs and says "Wish I could do that". Second guy says "Maybe you should pet him first, eh?"
<rimshot>
Thank you I'll be here all week.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:06:02 PM PDT
by
Spruce
To: L,TOWM
Balls said the Queen...if I had them I'd be King.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:06:24 PM PDT
by
brooklyn dave
(Bring Down the Mullahcracy in Iran)
To: My2Cents
Think they should invite the Republican caucus of the Senate to this?They are definitely lacking - people would starve. OH, you mean as guests. Well, in that case, maybe they can find what they are missing.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:07:35 PM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This is not your granddaddy's America)
To: byset
Testicle Festival, huh?
Will Michael Jackson be performing?
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:08:32 PM PDT
by
Freebird Forever
(Imagine if islam controlled the internet.)
To: My2Cents
Why they lost theirs and cooked ones won't help them anyway.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:09:27 PM PDT
by
handy old one
(It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
To: byset
I see there's also going to be a drag queen contest (in a SMALL TOWN IN CENTRAL ILLINOIS???), but I can understand how this would be in line with the theme of the day.
To: Junior
Sounds like they've gone balls to the wall for this event.
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:10:39 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Spruce
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:12:20 PM PDT
by
cvq3842
To: brooklyn dave
I'm pretty sure this sure this article should'nt be in "Breaking" news.
Unless, of course, its breaking hard...
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:12:23 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: cjshapi
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:14:57 PM PDT
by
Junior
(“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
To: cjshapi
I wonder if you can get a sack to go?
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:16:14 PM PDT
by
Junior
(“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
To: byset; Dashing Dasher; najida; missyme; teenyelliott; pissant; thag
Testicles they're not just for breakfast anymore!!
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:16:44 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Junior
Yer killin me!
Wonder if this is where the extra parts ended up when they castrated mom's horse?
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:18:38 PM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Freebird Forever
"Will Michael Jackson be performing?" No, the theme song is AC/DC's "Big Balls", duh!!
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:19:10 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'm a girl, and this thread is making even ME hurt (eessh)
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posted on
06/21/2005 12:19:45 PM PDT
by
najida
(I was raised by a pack of rabid hyenas.)
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