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Women fake those? I'll be darned.
1 posted on 06/20/2005 8:52:37 AM PDT by pissant
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Huh. Brain shuts down during female orgasm ... There are times, then, when my wife must be having orgasms that go on for days because I swear half the time her brain is shut down.

/jk


2 posted on 06/20/2005 8:55:25 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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Not this woman...why give credit when credit isn't due? ;)


3 posted on 06/20/2005 8:56:53 AM PDT by EX52D
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"We wanted to know what the brain was doing during orgasm," Holstege said.

Here's what mine is thinking about...



4 posted on 06/20/2005 8:57:38 AM PDT by Millee (So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
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Women fake orgasms? That's it! Game over.


5 posted on 06/20/2005 8:57:53 AM PDT by afnamvet (31st Fighter Wing Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 "Return with Honor")
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'The brain scans for men during orgasm were less conclusive'...very similar to my Labrador


6 posted on 06/20/2005 8:59:07 AM PDT by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
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Women fake those? I'll be darned.

How would you know?
"Get off of me" is like a love cry for you.

;-)

8 posted on 06/20/2005 9:10:25 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Great hopes make great men. - - - Thomas Fuller)
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"Women can imitate orgasm quite well," Gert Holstege told a fertility meeting Monday. "But there is nothing really happening in the brain."

"But there is nothing really happening in the brain."

"But there is nothing really happening in the brain."

"But there is nothing really happening in the brain."

No comment...


10 posted on 06/20/2005 9:37:50 AM PDT by baltodog (R.I.P. Balto: 2001(?) - 2005)
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Nothing new here...

Women fake orgasms...

Men fake entire relationships.

11 posted on 06/20/2005 9:43:45 AM PDT by N. Theknow (If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
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He and colleagues took brain scans of 13 women and 11 men, aged 19-49 who had volunteered for the study, while they were being sexually stimulated by their partner

Doin' the math... doin' the math...

20 posted on 06/20/2005 9:47:02 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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About 5,300 delegates are attending the 4-day meeting of the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology.

5,300! What a gig...

24 posted on 06/20/2005 9:49:52 AM PDT by dakine
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I guess I'm lucky. I never have to fake it. :-)


32 posted on 06/20/2005 10:04:44 AM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife (We are merely players, performers & portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage)
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Women fake orgasms for the same reason they shave their legs --- because they think men care. ;~))


45 posted on 06/20/2005 10:25:24 AM PDT by Ditto ( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
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Women never fake orgasms with me because my name is Fabio.


48 posted on 06/20/2005 10:36:12 AM PDT by EdHallick ("KAAAAAAAAAAHN!" - Capt. James T. Kirk)
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The best reality check is sleep.


50 posted on 06/20/2005 10:40:24 AM PDT by js1138 (e unum pluribus)
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A women can never fake an orgasm with me, especially when I show "blue steel"


51 posted on 06/20/2005 10:40:40 AM PDT by EdHallick ("KAAAAAAAAAAHN!" - Capt. James T. Kirk)
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The researchers also found that the cortex, which is linked with consciousness, is active during a fake orgasm but not during the real thing.

So when someone says "I ****** her brains out", he really did. ...at least temporarily.
54 posted on 06/20/2005 11:23:53 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Who owns this car with the peace sign, the mag wheels, and four on the floor?)
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If guys had ANY knowledge about the female body, and what it does during an orgasm, they would know when its fake.


85 posted on 06/20/2005 1:06:07 PM PDT by rintense
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Damn, man, how about a ping?
91 posted on 06/20/2005 2:17:03 PM PDT by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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Women may be able to fool their partners by faking an orgasm but a "brain scanner" will catch them out every time



Disclaimer: This WILL NOT work on blonds for obvious
reasons.
93 posted on 06/20/2005 2:56:56 PM PDT by WKB (A closed mind is a good thing to lose.)
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Oh my...I see Hugh is up to more research ;)


99 posted on 06/21/2005 7:04:11 AM PDT by mistress_of_tantra (It is too damn hot to think of anything witty....)
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