[ClintonBeGone]

Our last Alabama Militia Court, in between sips of whiskey, convicted all Americans who paid federal income taxes of felony treason.

How are they holding court duing that clown convention down on the Arizona border?

[Southack]

"How are they holding court duing that clown convention down on the Arizona border?"

We've got a foolproof method of getting a full jury of 12; we simply hold our Alabama Militia Court trials at the shooting range.

Oh, you were found guilty, by the way, so no more guns or voting for you.

After all, "any court" means "any court." No restrictions. All courts. Worldwide. Private and public. Every court.

Any means any. Any means all.