Posted on 04/08/2005 8:19:49 AM PDT by pissant
Bubbles is proud to announce our first annual Top Ten List of Tush-Challenged Celebrities!
Bubbles fans and customers voted and the verdict is in. You've picked your favorite not-so-bootylicious celebrity babes, now it's our job to make sure they start wearing their Bubbles!
1. Paris Hilton
Hilton's spokesman says she wants to keep a lower profile because of the extraordinary amount of attention she's received from her now-ubiquitous Internet "video". Well, Paris, it looks like your fans actually want you to boost that profile - you were voted our #1 Tush-Challenged celeb!
2. Gwyneth Paltrow
We hear Gwyneth is a big fan of those butt-boosting jeans out there. Gwyneth should know that Bubbles are much more effective - and a lot cheaper (but she probably doesn't have to worry about that).
3. Cameron Diaz
We love Cameron because she's smart, sexy, loves a good party and, according to our voters, is in need of a pair of Bubbles. Cameron, you're in good company. We have a lot of women like that around here.
4. Britney Murphy
It's not always easy finding pictures of the backside of a big star, which we find a little strange. After all, the butt is one of the two sexist parts of a woman (the brain being the other, of course). But we trust our voters, and Britney came in at #4.
5. Mischa Barton
Classically beautiful and oh-so-petite, Mischa Barton started on the stage. But does anyone remember her role as the ghost of a sickly girl in The Sixth Sense? Not so sickly anymore, Mischa was voted our #5 star.
6. Penelope Cruz
Known outside her native country as the "Spanish enchantress," Penélope was born in Madrid. She's a natural beauty, talented actress and ballet dancer...and she dated Tom Cruise. What more could a woman want (except a plumper rump)?
7. Heather Locklear
Heather reportedly got implants earlier in her career (of the breast kind). But stay away from those butt implants Heather, we've got a much more comfortable solution to keep your booty and your acting career up and running. Now this woman has staying power!
8. Uma Thurman
Chosen by Empire magazine as one of the 100 Sexiest Stars in film history, Uma is a tall, strong yet svelte star of stars. Uma came in at #20, but she's #8 in our poll. We think she would look even hotter in that yellow jumpsuit if she brought Bubbles along to "Kill Bill".
9. Sarah Michelle Gellar
She may forever be known as Buffy, but we like to think of her as Mrs. Freddie Prince Jr....lucky girl. But he's pretty lucky too. We would love to see Freddie's face when Michelle walks out of the bedroom with her old favorite jeans and a new pair of Bubbles. Kapow.
10. Lara Flynn Boyle
Lara brings up the rear as a write-in candidate, and to our surprise, she got quite a few votes. We couldn't get our hands on a picture of Lara in a pair of jeans, so it was hard to tell, but this pose shows a not-so-buxom bottom. Our specialty!
Interesting Diet!
Just tryin' to be helpful, pantyant.
LOL. That fat dude has a sense of humor!!
Pantyraider, to you missy!
I try so hard to behave.
Huh-huh....you said "hard"....Thag on a roll tonight!
Thag is in...so to speak!
I would SO be in.
You and me both, Biker Chick! Somebody take his viagra away! I think he's o.d.ing!
Will try to set something up for a trial run next week. We'll see how it goes.
LOL!
WHERE do you find this stuff?
If you're not here, you need to be!
FUNNY
LOL
Why am I relating to this thread?:)
"We love Cameron because she's smart...."
Ahhh.....
Hellooooooooooo?
Noooooo!!! I'm blind, now...BLIND!!
ROFL
Add me to that poing list !!!! LOL
will do, when I get my act together!
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