Top Ten List of Tush-Challenged Celebrities

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[pissant]

Bubbles is proud to announce our first annual Top Ten List of Tush-Challenged Celebrities!

Bubbles fans and customers voted and the verdict is in. You've picked your favorite not-so-bootylicious celebrity babes, now it's our job to make sure they start wearing their Bubbles!

1. Paris Hilton

Hilton's spokesman says she wants to keep a lower profile because of the extraordinary amount of attention she's received from her now-ubiquitous Internet "video". Well, Paris, it looks like your fans actually want you to boost that profile - you were voted our #1 Tush-Challenged celeb!

2. Gwyneth Paltrow

We hear Gwyneth is a big fan of those butt-boosting jeans out there. Gwyneth should know that Bubbles are much more effective - and a lot cheaper (but she probably doesn't have to worry about that).

3. Cameron Diaz

We love Cameron because she's smart, sexy, loves a good party and, according to our voters, is in need of a pair of Bubbles. Cameron, you're in good company. We have a lot of women like that around here.

4. Britney Murphy

It's not always easy finding pictures of the backside of a big star, which we find a little strange. After all, the butt is one of the two sexist parts of a woman (the brain being the other, of course). But we trust our voters, and Britney came in at #4.

5. Mischa Barton

Classically beautiful and oh-so-petite, Mischa Barton started on the stage. But does anyone remember her role as the ghost of a sickly girl in The Sixth Sense? Not so sickly anymore, Mischa was voted our #5 star.

6. Penelope Cruz

Known outside her native country as the "Spanish enchantress," Penélope was born in Madrid. She's a natural beauty, talented actress and ballet dancer...and she dated Tom Cruise. What more could a woman want (except a plumper rump)?

7. Heather Locklear

Heather reportedly got implants earlier in her career (of the breast kind). But stay away from those butt implants Heather, we've got a much more comfortable solution to keep your booty and your acting career up and running. Now this woman has staying power!

8. Uma Thurman

Chosen by Empire magazine as one of the 100 Sexiest Stars in film history, Uma is a tall, strong yet svelte star of stars. Uma came in at #20, but she's #8 in our poll. We think she would look even hotter in that yellow jumpsuit if she brought Bubbles along to "Kill Bill".

9. Sarah Michelle Gellar

She may forever be known as Buffy, but we like to think of her as Mrs. Freddie Prince Jr....lucky girl. But he's pretty lucky too. We would love to see Freddie's face when Michelle walks out of the bedroom with her old favorite jeans and a new pair of Bubbles. Kapow.

10. Lara Flynn Boyle

Lara brings up the rear as a write-in candidate, and to our surprise, she got quite a few votes. We couldn't get our hands on a picture of Lara in a pair of jeans, so it was hard to tell, but this pose shows a not-so-buxom bottom. Our specialty!

[pissant]

Ya google "worst tushes" and you'll be suprised what comes up...

[pissant]

Plus, I felt my rear was starting to sag...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I could be persuaded to not swear too badly, it would be nice to have a place to tell some really tasteless jokes. I am a sucker for a good dirty joke.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

As for the ping list, I think TheBigB could help us out.

[End Times Sentinel]

Ya google "worst tushes" and you'll be suprised what comes up...

I google "Big Pussy Busted" several times a day and last week, when Vincent Pastore was arrested, it was like Christmas, New Years and a Birthday all wrapped up in one.

 Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[pissant]

Oy!

[pissant]

Interested in a yahoo chat in the near future? Biker chick & I are hatching a plan

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Big Pussy Busted"

I saw it just like that on the Fox News website. I was laughing like crazy!!

[teenyelliott]

She is a better actress than actress than sex partner, so what does THAT tell you?

It tells me that you are admitting to having watched the video, your porn freak. Ick, ick ick. Who would want to watch that ignorant sexless stick do it?

[speed_addiction]

It tells me that you are admitting to having watched the video, your porn freak. Ick, ick ick. Who would want to watch that ignorant sexless stick do it?

Come on, Sweetie! I am not one of these Freepers that is going to jump all over something without knowing what I am talking about.

Consider it research! In fact I had through suffer a couple of other porn clips to make a comparison! Hated every minute of it!

[Finger Monkey]

Well, I'd be willing, but since I have started posting on FR, my spoken language has improved (i.e. been cleaned up), instead of saying the actual "f" word, I use "friggin'," which, we all know, is just a euphamism for the actual F-bomb. Euphamisms for cuss words. Boy, is that dumb.

Shouldn't we check with the boss?

[KidGlock]

[teenyelliott]

Well, in that case you are simply honorable in your pursuit of the truth. Bless you for doing the dirty work so that the rest of us could benefit from your sacrifice.

Thanks for your service, BTW. Veterans are the ultimate heroes, in my book.

[Finger Monkey]

Hay, pissant, why don't you just change your name to assman. Or pantyhead, or buttocker, or cheekymonkey, or slaphappy or spankyant or . . .

[GoldCountryRedneck]

...for scientific purposes only

Such sacrifice...

I know, rough duty, pissant, butt someone has to do it.

[Dashing Dasher]

[Dashing Dasher]

About the chat - sure!

I'll Freepmail you my IM Name.

[pissant]

Henry Kissassger??

[pissant]

"Shouldn't we check with the boss"?
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I thought that was me....

[pissant]

I like pissant just fine, thank you very much.

[pissant]

Yikes!!!! That pic should never be seen by mortal eyes. I won't be able to eat for 3 days now!