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What Does Your Underwear Say About You?
About.com ^ | 2/05 | dan billett

Posted on 04/04/2005 7:42:28 AM PDT by pissant

When it comes to boxers versus briefs, I got some rather interesting insight from a firefighter friend of mine. According to him it seems to be 50/50. At the fire station boxers are apparently worn more by younger guys and guys 60 and over. Briefs (and not the good kind I might add) are typically worn by men between the ages of 40 and 60.

Whether boxers, briefs or anything in between, underwear has come a long way in recent years. Men aren't always quick to pick up on the subtleties of their choice of underwear. Some guys need just a little more guidance, so let’s break down our options.

BRIEFS (aka “Tighty-Whities” ):

Briefs have a bad rap. One must distinguish between the BVDs, Fruit of the Looms, Hanes, etc you wore when you were 10 and more upscale brands.

BOXER-BRIEFS:

Boxer briefs (and mini boxer briefs) seem to be worn by athletic types or guys who don’t like briefs and don’t like how regular boxers have so much fabric. I asked several of my guy friends about this and they say they like them because they are comfortable, conforming and offer support. Again, they come in quite a wide variety of fabrics and colors.

BOXERS:

Clearly these seem to be the underwear of choice for most men. Peer pressure! However, this does not excuse boxers with juvenile prints, slogans and anything at all from Joe Boxer. If they have holes in them, are from a past girlfriend or have stains on them … please, throw them out!

The general word is that boxers are sexy (mostly because they cover up a lot and leave something for the imagination). Also, according to a friend of mine, if there was a fire in the middle of the night and you had to run out of the house, you would rather run out in boxers than briefs since they a somewhat shorts like. Anything else would be embarrassing.

Then we have less mainstream options.

THONG

Okay, who actually wears these besides strippers? Does anyone actually know a guy who owns one of these? And if you are concerned about your “panty lines,” I am concerned about you.

EDIBLE UNDERWEAR. Let’s move on.

BIKINI BRIEFS (Speedo like underwear)

You better be European, otherwise there is no excuse.

COMMANDO

Wearing nothing but pants and a smile is certainly your prerogative. If you do so, however, I would politely suggest keeping the state of your … affairs … to yourself. Oh, and be careful when zipping up after a trip to the men’s room.


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To: softwarecreator
Of course, there's not a lot of room in there =)

I'm so glad you're not short on self-confidence. ;)

21 posted on 04/05/2005 2:22:31 AM PDT by Aracelis
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To: pissant

I must be papal material, my underwear is so holey.


22 posted on 04/05/2005 2:26:44 AM PDT by Critter (America, home of the whipped.)
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To: pissant

Lovely to look at, but that's about it.

23 posted on 04/05/2005 2:34:24 AM PDT by Aracelis
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To: Yehuda
"NO STARCH!"

yeah, that would be very bad! =)

24 posted on 04/05/2005 4:13:16 AM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to a liberal as holy water is to a vampire.)
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To: cyborg

Just for the grins


25 posted on 04/05/2005 4:56:01 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: hellinahandcart

Don't even go there.


26 posted on 04/05/2005 4:58:03 AM PDT by sauropod (Life under Dictatorship is far more safer, than behind the bars of your democracy. - Iraq Mujahadeen)
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To: pissant

27 posted on 04/05/2005 5:00:04 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: tiamat

I don't see granny panties on this list :o)


28 posted on 04/05/2005 5:01:27 AM PDT by cyborg (Feel the FReeper Love)
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To: pissant

Calvin Klien boxers on Fredrik Ljornberg. End of discussion.


29 posted on 04/05/2005 5:06:24 AM PDT by oceanperch (LOOKIE LOOKIE WE UPDATED OUR PROFILE PAGE/LINKS!)
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To: Misty Memory

agree BOXERS!


30 posted on 04/05/2005 5:11:15 AM PDT by oceanperch (LOOKIE LOOKIE WE UPDATED OUR PROFILE PAGE/LINKS!)
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To: pissant
What Does Your Underwear Say About You?

That somebody doesn't know not to put my white panties in the wash with the red towels!

Mama always told me to wear clean underwear, but she never warned me about wearing pink ones!

31 posted on 04/05/2005 5:12:23 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: cyborg

Well, most guys, (the healthy ones anyway) don't wear those!

I really don't care too much what a guy wears so long as they are clean....


32 posted on 04/05/2005 5:18:29 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: pissant

I wear the kind my wife buys.


33 posted on 04/05/2005 7:07:33 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Me too. But I specify no Tighty Whiteys.


34 posted on 04/05/2005 7:10:39 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
I've worn boxers since I was a young teenager. When I enlisted in the navy (at a later age than most) I had to wear tighty whities throughout bootcamp. I was miserable!!!

Threw those godawful things away once I left Great Lakes, Il. Now my boys are back to swingin' freely in boxers!

35 posted on 04/05/2005 7:16:13 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: Drew68
not swinging so freely if you wear these jeans
36 posted on 04/05/2005 7:19:07 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
However, this does not excuse boxers with juvenile prints, slogans and anything at all from Joe Boxer.

HEY! Hubby's favorite boxers are the ones with Bugs Bunny or the Simpsons!

Ummmm BEER! - - LOL!

The only Joe Boxer pair is the crushed velvet black ones that he got for Christmas.

They have this cool red stocking on the front that.......well, nevermind. :)

37 posted on 04/05/2005 7:39:25 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a *legal entity*, nor am I a 'person' as defined by law.)
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To: MamaTexan

Yeah, let's nevermind that accessory!

I do have a Scooby Doo pair of boxers!


38 posted on 04/05/2005 7:44:06 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
I do have a Scooby Doo pair of boxers!

Rut-roh!

ROFL!

It gets tough sometimes to find a particular character.

It seems Taz, Daffy, or somebody else is ALWAYS with Bugs.

I haven't been able to find a pair of boxers locally with just Bugs Bunny on them in years.

39 posted on 04/05/2005 8:01:15 AM PDT by MamaTexan (I am not a *legal entity*, nor am I a 'person' as defined by law.)
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To: MamaTexan

I need some Yosemite Sam briefs, I think!

BTW, why don't you start the "what does a woman's undies say" thread, so I don't look like the only twisted freeper...


40 posted on 04/05/2005 8:13:53 AM PDT by pissant
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