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What Does Your Underwear Say About You?
About.com ^ | 2/05 | dan billett

Posted on 04/04/2005 7:42:28 AM PDT by pissant

When it comes to boxers versus briefs, I got some rather interesting insight from a firefighter friend of mine. According to him it seems to be 50/50. At the fire station boxers are apparently worn more by younger guys and guys 60 and over. Briefs (and not the good kind I might add) are typically worn by men between the ages of 40 and 60.

Whether boxers, briefs or anything in between, underwear has come a long way in recent years. Men aren't always quick to pick up on the subtleties of their choice of underwear. Some guys need just a little more guidance, so let’s break down our options.

BRIEFS (aka “Tighty-Whities” ):

Briefs have a bad rap. One must distinguish between the BVDs, Fruit of the Looms, Hanes, etc you wore when you were 10 and more upscale brands.

BOXER-BRIEFS:

Boxer briefs (and mini boxer briefs) seem to be worn by athletic types or guys who don’t like briefs and don’t like how regular boxers have so much fabric. I asked several of my guy friends about this and they say they like them because they are comfortable, conforming and offer support. Again, they come in quite a wide variety of fabrics and colors.

BOXERS:

Clearly these seem to be the underwear of choice for most men. Peer pressure! However, this does not excuse boxers with juvenile prints, slogans and anything at all from Joe Boxer. If they have holes in them, are from a past girlfriend or have stains on them … please, throw them out!

The general word is that boxers are sexy (mostly because they cover up a lot and leave something for the imagination). Also, according to a friend of mine, if there was a fire in the middle of the night and you had to run out of the house, you would rather run out in boxers than briefs since they a somewhat shorts like. Anything else would be embarrassing.

Then we have less mainstream options.

THONG

Okay, who actually wears these besides strippers? Does anyone actually know a guy who owns one of these? And if you are concerned about your “panty lines,” I am concerned about you.

EDIBLE UNDERWEAR. Let’s move on.

BIKINI BRIEFS (Speedo like underwear)

You better be European, otherwise there is no excuse.

COMMANDO

Wearing nothing but pants and a smile is certainly your prerogative. If you do so, however, I would politely suggest keeping the state of your … affairs … to yourself. Oh, and be careful when zipping up after a trip to the men’s room.


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1 posted on 04/04/2005 7:42:29 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

My underwear usually says (pleads actually), that it has had enough and the one little strand still attached to the elastic waistband is no longer enough.


2 posted on 04/04/2005 7:45:07 AM PDT by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: speed_addiction

As long as one thread remains.....


3 posted on 04/04/2005 7:47:44 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

oops, I left this out of the BRIEF's section:

These better brands would include 2xist, Cin2, Calvins, DKNY, etc. And they aren’t just white and cotton anymore; you can get them in a variety of colors and fabrics. If you haven’t considered briefs in a while, check them out.
Oh, and if you are over the age of 15 and still wearing those BVDs or Fruit of the Looms, throw them out and go shopping! According to some trusted female friends, they are a deal breaker.


4 posted on 04/04/2005 7:48:49 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

My underwear and I have a confidentiality pact.


5 posted on 04/04/2005 7:49:34 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Three guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

safer that way...


6 posted on 04/04/2005 7:54:12 AM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant
Just one woman's opinion, but I never did understand the "boxer" phenomenon. They are ugly and do not define the "package". Now, speedos and bikini briefs are another thing... ;)
7 posted on 04/04/2005 8:19:49 AM PDT by Aracelis
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Boxers provide a couple of things. 1st, the fly is "always open" so peeing is a snap. 2nd, they don't pinch and scrunch ya. As to the looks, I'll leave that up to you gals.


8 posted on 04/04/2005 8:24:27 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Aracelis
The thought of a 400 lb guy in a speedo or bikini brief is not something I want to think about this early in the morning. ;)

Boxers are very sexy!!

9 posted on 04/04/2005 8:48:50 AM PDT by Misty Memory (Making a mental note.)
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To: Misty Memory
Viva la différence! Tell you what, you get all the guys in boxers...I'll take the ones in speedos and bikini briefs. :)
10 posted on 04/04/2005 9:01:04 AM PDT by Aracelis
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To: pissant

ahem..where are the photos?


11 posted on 04/04/2005 3:00:39 PM PDT by NautiNurse ("I'd rather see someone go to work for a Republican campaign than sit on their butt."--Howard Dean)
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To: NautiNurse; Aracelis; Misty Memory

When I start the "chick's undies" thread, I'll supply the photos. For this one, you gals are responsible. ;o)


12 posted on 04/04/2005 3:02:27 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Boxers


13 posted on 04/04/2005 3:05:12 PM PDT by NautiNurse ("I'd rather see someone go to work for a Republican campaign than sit on their butt."--Howard Dean)
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Yeesh! Here you go:


14 posted on 04/04/2005 3:06:21 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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LOL!!!!


15 posted on 04/04/2005 3:07:24 PM PDT by pissant
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I never heard of the brands 2xist and Cin2. Am I officially old? Where do they sell these?


16 posted on 04/04/2005 4:15:37 PM PDT by countess
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To: NautiNurse

I love those boxers..do they snore??


17 posted on 04/04/2005 6:18:24 PM PDT by duck duck goose (Happy Monday ALL!!!)
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To: All

My underwear says... I need to do laundry.


18 posted on 04/04/2005 6:19:47 PM PDT by duck duck goose (Happy Monday ALL!!!)
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To: pissant
What Does Your Underwear Say

Mine just squeeks wearily, "shoot me ... please"

Of course, there's not a lot of room in there =)

19 posted on 04/04/2005 7:16:49 PM PDT by softwarecreator (Facts are to a liberal as holy water is to a vampire.)
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