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Man found raping neighbour's goat
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| 3.14.05
Posted on 03/14/2005 10:41:38 PM PST by ambrose
Man found raping neighbour's goat
Posted Mon, 14 Mar 2005
A man was arrested for bestiality after he was found raping his neighbour's goat at a village in Limpopo on Sunday morning, police said.
Inspector Ntobeng Phala said the owner of the goat heard the animal crying from the kraal at Zist Village, Ga-Maleboho, about 200km northwest of Polokwane.
He went to see what was going on and "came across this man stark naked, busy having sex with one of the goats".
Phala said the man was even more shocked to discover the naked man (42) was his nephew and his neighbour.
The shocked uncle summoned the police who arrested the man.
He would appear in court soon.
TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: genesplicing; goatheard; goatheardcrying; gruffsex; limpopo; nokidding; petesinger; phalakin; thelonelygoatherd
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:41:38 PM PST
by
ambrose
To: Shermy; martin_fierro; EggsAckley
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:42:13 PM PST
by
ambrose
(....)
To: ambrose
I'm sure the Demorats will consider it just an "alternate lifestyle." That's what really gets my goat(ha ha ).
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:43:26 PM PST
by
Zivasmate
(" A wise man's heart inclines him to his right, but a fool's heart to his left." - Ecclesiastes 10)
To: ambrose
Filming Deep Goat?
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:47:12 PM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: ambrose
Well look at the bright side, at least it's illegal.
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:48:45 PM PST
by
Petronski
(If 'Judge' Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
To: ambrose
Now, why would the man have called the cops on his nephew, over a friggin' goat?
Jealous?
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:50:35 PM PST
by
patton
(Matthew 6:6)
To: ambrose
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:50:41 PM PST
by
JennysCool
("Only lie about the future." -Johnny Carson)
To: patton
gross...man.
And the goat was crying?
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:51:20 PM PST
by
rwfromkansas
(http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=rwfromkansas)
To: ambrose
I wonder if their might be any offspring...isn't this how Democrats came into being...?
To: ambrose
Ambrose, how do you find all of these? Do you belong to any sort of seedy mailing lists about which we should know? :-)
To: NYC GOP Chick
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posted on
03/14/2005 10:58:00 PM PST
by
Clemenza
(Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
To: ambrose
Giving new meaning to the phrase, "He really gets my goat!"
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posted on
03/14/2005 11:03:28 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(Tagline schmagline.)
To: Jeff Chandler
Never go on a blind date with a nanny.
To: ambrose
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posted on
03/14/2005 11:08:11 PM PST
by
Darkwolf377
(Rs move icebergs out of the way; Ds throw deck chairs off the Titanic.)
To: ambrose
In Chicago, they would first have to find out if the goat consented...
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posted on
03/14/2005 11:09:23 PM PST
by
ApesForEvolution
(I just took a Muhammad and wiped my Jihadist with Mein Koran...come and get me nutbags.)
To: ambrose
And I thought this sort of thing only happened in Iowa.
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posted on
03/15/2005 12:22:19 AM PST
by
SoDak
(hoist that rag!)
To: SoDak
hey-I resemble that remark!!
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posted on
03/15/2005 10:02:15 AM PST
by
RushCrush
(Hitler was a gun-banning, abortion-supporting, business-regulating, Christmas-hating, vegetarian.)
To: RushCrush
What's wrong with goats - I married one [just kiddin', honey]
To: ambrose
I wonder if the guy said..."Hey, put some ice on that"
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posted on
03/15/2005 10:54:06 AM PST
by
Osage Orange
(Oliver Goldsmith, "You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.")
To: ambrose
Andrew Dice Clay had a little story that went the other way around:
"Mary had a little lamb she kept in her backyard
and when she took her panties off his wooly d**k got hard."
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