Yeah, it costs $42,000 a year to get through the door at Milton.
In all seriousness though, I can't speak with authority, but perhaps one of our more worldly Freepers can speak as to whether there's a qualitative difference between Ivy League and State College BJ's.
I suppose it depends on if you prefer an over bite or not.
Hourly rate works out to be 250/hr. She could pay her way through college by working weekends.
Go Michigan State.....