Remember, you can't avoid a massive F.R.O.B.L. event, but you can be prepared. Contact the local F.R.O.B.L. Alert center and ask for The 2005 F.R.O.B.L. Alert System and You pamphlet. Inside you'll find a list of things you'll need should a real F.R.O.B.L. Event occur without warning.
Protect the ones you love. Protect the nation you love. Be prepared.
We return you now, to your regularly scheduled Freeping.
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