[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Try substituting the lyrics, some times that helps.

Eating some ice-cream
Is just the thing I want to do right now
But what about my diet?
I've screwed it once or twice, all right, its more
Cos I've lost count. I just can't help eating my oreos
Just one more
Spoonful of my strawberry cheesecake!
Then I'd keep to losing weight
And resist food cos
I'm so overweight!

How can I stop
Eating my Cadsbury chocs
I think I'd stop taking caffeine and drinking my vanilla coke
And probably drink
Some diet coke instead
Freak, think I'd just go and bake
A really yummy chocolate cake...

[King Prout]

tried that, spinning absurd variants around such things as Miss Moffat and the spider...

still no help for the Klingon