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Here I am, trying to play ketchup after a few days in SoCal, smack in the middle of $3000 in auto repairs, and I check in and find KAOS. Not GOOD KAOS, nnnoooo, but niggling, snippy KAOS. Like a swarm of chiggers in yer drawers; they ain't big, but all that means is ya can't see 'em well enough ta squish 'em.

So, as I was sayin', here I come and walk right into the middle of the "Snoot-out at the No-Pay Taco Stand" (and, trussell, I'm on your side in this, BTW) or whatever, but it was over-the-top the backlash just because everyone took a "levity break". Okay. So there was ALOT of levity; and general silliness; and assorted insider-type references to obscure literary themes not perused by the general populace.

STill... What? Must we all have our reality "straight up" all the time? Granted, some folk's 'reality' is straighter'n other's, but would "on the rocks" be too compromising? Or, perhaps "with a twist" might be scandalous? And, whatever would be the implications of the presence of (GASP!) a STUFFED OLIVE?!

OOh, just take and SHAKE AND STIR ME, you bad doctor of mixology! Is that a swizzle stick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

PUUHHLEEEZZZEE!

I don't seem to recall the Most High and Ascended Master JR annointing the micromexicusine "Officious Grand Thread Kontroler and Pontificate Pubah of Penultimate Perfection" or anything, but perhaps I missed a memo whilst enjoying my sandy beach ventures on Monday.

The memo? The memo? Pray tell, doth anyone have a copy of the memo?

With such extensive and derangeous nonsense I hereforth welcome my unduly verbacious self back to this thread and confer upon it both my blasting and humor. Please, take neither serious thought nor offence to my posting else thou shouldst draw unwarranted occlusions, the spread of which might leave my fronting entirely delaminated and my raputation the less unsoillied.