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RMN: that's my guy! I loved him, still do. Got a funny story to tell. When I was a wee laddess(?) I went to a friend's Halloween party dressed as a hippie, the whole works (at age 5 I wanted a fringed and beaded suede pocketbook!). I was no hippie; just liked the cool styles of crazily embroidered and patched jeans and the fringed bags.
Anyway, my best embroidered and patched jeans -- absolutely covered almost everywhere in cool patches and my Mom's excellent and colorful embroidery -- developed a small tear in the seat of the pants! I had a Nixon bumper sticker (I was born a Republican Conservative) handy and I placed it across the entire backside of my jeans to cover the tear.

At the Halloween party, I won an award for best costume. The reason? My friend's Mom and Dad were liberals -- in retrospect I know this. I didn't then, was too young.

See, the Mom and Dad served as the costume judges and they thought I was trying to get across the message that Nixon was an asp! As I accepted the award, I was protesting, "No, that's not what I mean." I like Nixon. They were laughing and not hearing me.

I didn't truly understand their remarks -- they did not use the word asp in front of us kids -- but I had a feel and a sense for what they meant and I didn't like it!

There, I was traumatized by evil liberals turning the truth upside down to fit their evil purposes at a very early age! Who can I sue?


3,689 posted on 07/24/2004 10:33:56 AM PDT by Donna Lee Nardo
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To: Donna Lee Nardo; All

Just got on...trying to catch up....any horrific updates? We made it safely (?) through the 23rd.


3,690 posted on 07/24/2004 10:39:50 AM PDT by jerseygirl
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To: Donna Lee Nardo
WARNING:

Chitchat Alert:

I had a Nixon bumper sticker (I was born a Republican Conservative) handy and I placed it across the entire backside of my jeans to cover the tear.

Nixon my first presidential election! Went down to Union station wearing hotpants, thigh high boots, halter top -g- Covered every inch of material in nixon buttons! So unique of course I was splattered on the noon time news! OMG!LOL! Forgot all about this! Thanks for the memories DL!

Another! We- me at 8 years old, were soldier humping for a republican running against Daley Boss. And that is the day liberals traumatized me! We were in the middle of a rally and boom all power was lost, got scared out of my mind and heard all saying 'they' did it LOL!!!

Now, I just wish I could have such good recall with shortterm memory!

3,719 posted on 07/24/2004 11:12:48 AM PDT by JustPiper (Something happened- Nothing's Working- Everything's a lie)
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