To: Darkchylde
Chairs are evil. Maybe it is because we sit on them. But we sit on sofas too and I have never been attacked by one.
I have been attacked by a disgruntled coffee table though.
38,856 posted on
11/07/2004 6:42:58 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I broke my toe on a bedpost.
38,860 posted on
11/07/2004 6:46:02 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(First we had all the money, then we got all the votes, now we have all the fun!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I've seen the reclining sofas swallow pets.
Then again, pets attack sofas... so it's revenge.
38,881 posted on
11/07/2004 7:03:46 PM PST by
Darkchylde
(Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
When I was pregnant, I became entrapped in a papa-san chair.
I tried to climb out, and the stupid saucer-thingy kept shifting and i'd fall back into it.
Naturally, my husband and his buddies thought it was HYSTERICALLY funny.
I fixed the chair the next day with LOTS and LOTS of duct-tape.
38,986 posted on
11/08/2004 5:22:38 AM PST by
tiamat
("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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