...OMG, now I know who you remind me of. FR old-timers, remember Toiletman?
Ahh, Toilet-man. A true hero to real men the world over! Granted, he never scored four touchdowns in one game, but still...the man knew a good toilet when he saw one.
(Tear slowly drips from Al's left eye, along his cheek, and down the pant-leg of his brown pants.)
Toiletman has been trolling recently. We've banned him several times in the past couple months.