Ahh, Toilet-man. A true hero to real men the world over! Granted, he never scored four touchdowns in one game, but still...the man knew a good toilet when he saw one.
(Tear slowly drips from Al's left eye, along his cheek, and down the pant-leg of his brown pants.)
LOL!
That's mean..
*chuckle*
Al was a true role model.