Nice try ya' chumbucket. On second thought, you'll have better luck getting the lassies to pass from consciousness if you but stand up-wind from them...
Just remember sir, women are very interested in size. It matters vastly and the size of your wallet must not only be substantial, but they want you to willingly spend it all on them.
If you are dating an immigrant, they want you to spend it all on bringing over all their family as well.
If there is no bulge, you will not indulge!
(Now that is a fine FR quote of the day, huh?)