Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
ROFLMAO!
Did you ever read "Samurai Cat"?
the part that spoofs LOTR?
"That's the last rock you're throwing on THIS trip!"
::;;;Gandalf pitches the hapless Hobbit down the well....::::
FUNNY!
( and nothing bad on Pippin.... different Pippin altogether....)
I am getting hungry and am considering of going to the store to by a fresh chicken to poach some garlic chicken...
Takes about an hour to do.
Turkey wings are great that way to and make a great main dish.
"Well, hey!
Go Navy!
She's got more guts than I do! LOL!"
Thanks! She is 5'1" on a GOOD day, but she did her country proud. My son is 6'4" and was in the army. And ditto for the country. Mine was the only generation in 1500 years to NOT join the military.
But since I both my kids did, I think my duty was fulfilled. I have yellow ribbons where everyone can see them. (And I AM a military widow.) [Do not thank me for this...it is part of being an American!]
No! Mustn't let Him have it! It's mine--my own--myyyyy Preciousssssss. . .
ROFL! We know that wasn't the *real* Pippin :)
Very cool!
I make a Brined Roast Chicken that kicks butt, but if i am doing it RIGHT, I need at least two days..
I wrote another one, it's different from the hammer death
though. It's called "The Tyrant of South Graknia". It was
created during an AIM conversation with my brother. He's
off to bed now, but he could help explain it tommorrow, I
suppose. The one thing I don't have in the story would be
the portal. That's how the magazines end up in South Graknia.
I just can't think of a way to present that... without ruining the intro.
The Tyrant of South Graknia
By Darkchylde
he was sitting in the corner, drooling on the pages of a discarded
"earth creature" magazine. those lower beings who resembled us
were always giving us their "magazines" as they were called....
he was deeply enthralled by the curves of the licentious
"Britney Spears" when the captain of the guard interrupted his party
of one. he immediately leapt to his feet & began shouting obscenities
about the evil "earth creatures" & their vile "magazines". the captain
of the guard stood still. "did you see anything?!" he asked his officer in
a paranoid, frenzied fashion. "No, sir! I didn't see you looking at that
Spears girl again!" he eyed his officer suspiciously for a few tense
minutes, then satisfied by the belief his secret was secure, (the captain
would say nothing lest he face losing his job, or worse) he asked for the
latest news of the troops. "they could fare better sir" was the captain's
cautious reply. "Oh, how so?" asked his lordship. "well, sir..." the captain
was rather hesitant to present the request of his soldiers.
"yes, captain?!" his lordship was never a very patient man
& the captain's hesitant attitude erked
him, even gave him an uneasy feeling.
"Well, sir, actually the men were wanting to borrow a few of your
"magazines". You know, for morale" the captain instantly regretted
mentioning those magazines again. he was disintegrated by his lordship
before he could even scream. He proceeded to open the door, allowing
the maid to sweep up the "dishonorably discharged" captain. Now he
would have to search out the troops for a new captain. No matter where
they were hiding, he would find them. One man would be promoted, whether
he wanted to be or not.
"No! Mustn't let Him have it! It's mine--my own--myyyyy Preciousssssss"
Then let ME hold it. I will keep the Precious safe..
(she says...glitteringly...)
[Is "glitteringly" a word?]
You have good reason to be proud of your kids.
"swear on the Precious!"
The rat-dog?
Thank you for the opportunity!
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Is that how they say it in the Rockies...?
"The Tyrant of South Graknia
By Darkchylde"
(This is really spooky!) I had something in my head about 20 years ago that sounds eerily similar to this!
All I can say now, is: GOFERIT, Girl!
"[Is "glitteringly" a word?]"
It is now! :)
Will you really keep the Precious safe? [looks suspiciously, then looks down at the Ring which shines glitteringly. . .] Promise not to ruin it by cooking it like Hobbit ruins nice fresh fissssssh? Nasty taters. . .
"The rat-dog?"
Not *that* Precious, LOL! Hmmm, maybe we should toss the rat-dog in Mt. Doom and keep the *other* Precious. . .
Precious #97 or #289?
It's the time that is always the tough part of cooking.
"Precious #97 or #289?"
LOL! It doesn't know which Precious is which, does it, myyyyy Preciousssss. . .We tricks them with our extra ringses :)
Not so much.
You just have to know how ingrediants will behave and not let yourself get distracted.
Helps to have a good sense of smell, too.
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