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Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate

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To: Darksheare

"I'm used to hearing, "Umm.. just WHOSE chest is that you're clutching?"

But the person in charge of bustin' on me like that is unavailable anymore.:

Some of us are not too "particular" --- at least, when we are sober...


38,481 posted on 11/06/2004 3:29:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: tiamat

Hello!


38,482 posted on 11/06/2004 3:36:20 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: tiamat

Hey Girl!

Are you rested?


38,483 posted on 11/06/2004 3:43:08 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face
I am humbly appreciative, Sire.

(You did ask...)


Mmm Face, you asked, "is nothing sacred?" The answer is no, nothing is sacred.

I have written poems about the sacred, (and books about the profane.)
I have written poems about nothing.
I have written poems about "is".

I can write a poem about any subject ... except King Prout.

The King is not a subject.
38,484 posted on 11/06/2004 3:47:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)
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To: Monkey Face; tiamat

*Tarzan like call followed by painful sounding crash*
I'm fine! *flicks strange bug off shoulder* Really.
Halloo halloo.


38,485 posted on 11/06/2004 3:49:27 PM PST by Darkchylde (Resistentialism - seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects)
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To: NicknamedBob
I can write a poem about any subject ... except King Prout. The King is not a subject.

well, some folks tell me there is a King of Kings, so...

38,486 posted on 11/06/2004 3:49:55 PM PST by King Prout ("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

Chesty Puller, dat you?


38,487 posted on 11/06/2004 3:53:03 PM PST by King Prout ("We've found more WMDs in Iraq than we've found disenfranchised blacks in Florida." - Ann Coulter)
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To: Monkey Face

For somne odd reason I am reminded of a song lyric by a little known band called 'Into Another'...


38,488 posted on 11/06/2004 3:55:01 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: NicknamedBob

"I can write a poem about any subject ... except King Prout."

I noticed. Clever man, you! I am in awe. I may disagree with what you say, but I will....(you know the rest)

:-)


38,489 posted on 11/06/2004 3:58:12 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: Darksheare

"For somne odd reason I am reminded of a song lyric by a little known band called 'Into Another'..."

Do I dare ask????


38,490 posted on 11/06/2004 4:00:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: Monkey Face

(Um...erase that...)


38,491 posted on 11/06/2004 4:04:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: King Prout


The Price to Pay

We have a journey coming. The path is marked for you.
You’ve all received instructions in the things you have to do.
Don’t worry about the payment. Your fare’s been paid in full.
It took a little influence, but we know Someone with pull.

You may have had a chance sometime, to give some kids a ride.
I’m sure it made you feel real good, somewhere deep inside.
How generous could you have been to pay the price in pain?
Could you have had the courage to go back again and again?

A million times? A billion? Ten billion ... even more?
We can’t conceive the suffering, or the purpose it was for.
The passage has been paid for us, but something’s still not fair.
You still owe a debt of gratitude that can’t be paid by prayer.

You can pay this debt to others who may need something from you,
Pay it forward, if you will, when you see that it’s come due.
The ones who need are needy. Some even carry signs.
Be careful though to choose your path, there are so many lines.

Do not fall prey to giving, just for the giving’s sake.
The proper way to lend your help will give your back an ache.
And blisters could show up on those oh-so-soft hands you have,
Be comforted that where you’re bound, there will be healing salve.


NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . June 25, 2004

38,492 posted on 11/06/2004 4:10:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book is out! -- You may need gloves... AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne.)
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To: All

Hey.

Is Arafat dead or just "on ice" until a successor can be found?


38,493 posted on 11/06/2004 4:12:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: Monkey Face

Ummm.. too late.
It's the END part of the song.


Into Another - T.A.I.L.

It is a pity that she never sees
So many faces he hides from her
And he is as amphibious as they come
And as they come he iis promising her everything
Everything
Oh, if she only knew everything
And he thinks he is so pretty, but he never sees
His own reflection staring right back at him
The water's always rippling
Shimmering

And I won't see things his way
No, Idon't know him
I don't owe him anything

She loves him
He's not there
Amphibious
Everywhere
Everywhere

She wants to leave
And she wants to believe the countless lies he tells her
And she tells a few herself
But, let me say in her defense
She lies in self defense
It is a pity that she's never been to many places
He hides from her
He says he loves her
Yeah
He tells us all that
[yeah]

When she wakes uo
She'll leave
Leave
She's gonna leave him
Leave him

She loves him
He's not there
He is
Amphibious
Everywhere
Everywhere
Everywhere

It's not the mere fact that she's reptilian
Though you'd think that it would be
Wouldn't you?
It's in teh way he takes
The way she gives so willingly
As they've done all their lives

She loves him
He's not there
He is
Amphibious
Everywhere
You know she'll wait there
Or anywhere
And everywhere
Anywhere
Everywhere
Everywhere
Everywhere


38,494 posted on 11/06/2004 4:17:04 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: Monkey Face

Could've been worse.
Could have been this song:

Into Another - 'May I?'

May I Love you madly
like a boy?
Kiss you sadly?
Feed you tears and drink your skin?
Invite myself right in?
May I?

Her
Half-child voice falls on my head like warmest ocean waves
GENTLY and deliberately drowning me
And WILLINGLY I drown.

If I ask politely
Will you watch as I die nightly?
Would you think me TACTLESS if I act LESS like the man I am?
May I?

Her
Half-closed eyes like those,
on a tired TIGERESS.
Gently and deliberately melt my BULLETPROOF MIRRORSHADES
AND
Knowingly
Lovingly
Peer inside at MY REAL EYES
And I can't help but SMILE
No I can't help.
-tigeress-

Would you think me thoughtless
If I thought less of myself from time to time,
Or if I knowingly, willingly lost what's left of my MIND
Oh, I can't help but smile
No, I can't help.


38,495 posted on 11/06/2004 4:17:47 PM PST by Darksheare (Personality shattered and horribly twisted, the humor flows out through the cracks.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah. I can see you are a rare gem with many facets...


38,496 posted on 11/06/2004 4:23:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: Darksheare

I think I am hearing music that isn't really there, and the words are all mangled in my brain.

But yah -- it works!

:-)

Thanks!


38,497 posted on 11/06/2004 4:27:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: All

The headache is making the right side of my head seem really hugh, so I am going to bed...this sucks.

Later all. Take care.

Maybe it needs to be stuned with a beeber...(anyone?)


38,498 posted on 11/06/2004 4:41:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: Monkey Face

?


38,499 posted on 11/06/2004 4:42:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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To: Monkey Face

?


38,500 posted on 11/06/2004 4:42:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (Life is too short to dance with ugly men.)
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