[counterpunch]

I'll cut SF a break but you started in with West Virginia...
Well wait a minute, now... In San Francisco sometimes you take a woman home that you don't discover isn't actually a woman until you're both naked.
In West Virginia, you take a woman home because she's your sister and she lives there anyways.

There's a big difference. Surely you've known she's your sister for a while.

[Sender]

I swear I didn't know she was my sister until both our food stamps came the same day...to the same address! Of course by then we had 6 kids and a doublewide. It don't matter none. This way she don't have to change her drivers license.

But them San Francisco types...ewww! That's not normal.