Posted on 05/16/2004 10:24:45 PM PDT by IPWGOP
It looks like NippleGate2, folks. Drudge has this photo of Kerry's daughter from the Cannes Film Festival.
That girl is total trash! Besides being pretty ugly like her father she has to look the part too.
Nipple alert.
ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing.
JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?
ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?
JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.
ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?
JERRY: ... um ...
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?
ELAINE: Carefully?
JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?
ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.
JERRY: That's what I thought.
ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.
JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?
ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
Best post in thread!
I hate you!
:-)
Will we hear from Jesse Jackson berating the liberal media for trashing Black Diva Janet Jackson while silently dismissing Senator Kerry's NippleGate-II daughter just because she was in America-Hating France?
Kerry is a self centered twerp. It makes sense that his daughter's personality should mirror his.
Damn! Made me look!
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