"None of the above" is not an acceptable answer.
Why is "none of the above" not an acceptable answer? (other than your decree?)
They both suck.
Both bode ill for the republic.
I don't want my children to face the legacy of either of these men.
It would be acceptable if "none of the above" occupying the Oval Office on January 20th, 2005, was a possible outcome of the November, 2004 election.
It isn't.
With that in mind...pick one.