To: P-Marlowe
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45 posted on
01/07/2004 7:38:57 AM PST by
CCWoody
(Recognize that all true Christians will be Calvinists in glory,...)
To: CCWoody; P-Marlowe
An just look who is doing all the work, the sinner!
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46 posted on
01/07/2004 7:48:58 AM PST by
Gamecock
(The Spirit of Piel is among us.)
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