[Revelation 911]

• Orthodox Presbyterian, Minister of Diplomacy

I love you both as only a confused Arminian Free Methodist can, but I admit to a big coffee spewing snort when I read that LOL

I would kindly ask Papal dispensation to be included in the ping list, to which I promise not to foul with the heretical humanism to which I find my heart strangely warmed (ref Wesley).....not to be confused with alphabet prophets and pedophiles from Upstate NY

[OrthodoxPresbyterian]

Orthodox Presbyterian, Minister of Diplomacy ~~ I love you both as only a confused Arminian Free Methodist can, but I admit to a big coffee spewing snort when I read that LOL

I'm not exactly sure how I ended up as "Minister of Diplomacy", either.

I admit that, on occasions, I am sometimes more diplomatic than "Dr.Warmoose", who advocates using Arminians for 12-gauge skeet-shooting practice.

And I do maintain cordial relations with the Lutherans and the Eastern Orthodox, this is true enough (as I respect, with disagreement, their independent Faith Traditions -- which were not founded upon an artificial bastardized construct of Roman Jesuitism, as is the entire history of Arminianism)

But in the end... OP as Minister of Diplomacy??

Perhaps it is enough to say, His Fishiness works in mysterious ways.

best, OP

[drstevej]

OP: This is just a "Ping List" for those who profess the Martin Luther-John Calvin tradition of Unconditional Election.

REV 911 - I love you both as only a confused Arminian Free Methodist can, but I admit to a big coffee spewing snort when I read that LOL.

I would kindly ask Papal dispensation to be included in the ping list, to which I promise not to foul with the heretical humanism to which I find my heart strangely warmed (ref Wesley).....

Revelation 911, note the discrepancy in your self appellation and the GRPL criteria. While a dispensation will not be possible should your confusion lift your inclusion would be most welcome. I will file your application in my "hopefully future Calvinist" file.

Until such time as your application can be accepted you are welcome to be a Senior Observer (won't that make xzins jealous) from the not-yet-Calvinist contingency. You may buy any Pope Piel product EXCEPT the Pope Piel Porta-Purger™. Only Calvinists can buy the unmodified model. Others receive the product with a patch to prevent its use upon Calvinists.

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REV 911 - I love you both as only a confused Arminian Free Methodist can, but I admit to a big coffee spewing snort when I read that LOL.

I would kindly ask Papal dispensation to be included in the ping list, to which I promise not to foul with the heretical humanism to which I find my heart strangely warmed (ref Wesley).....

Revelation 911, note the discrepancy in your self appellation and the GRPL criteria. While a dispensation will not be possible should your confusion lift your inclusion would be most welcome. I will file your application in my "hopefully future Calvinist" file.

Until such time as your application can be accepted you are welcome to be a Senior Observer (won't that make xzins jealous) from the not-yet-Calvinist contingency. You may buy any Pope Piel product EXCEPT the Pope Piel Porta-Purger™. Only Calvinists can buy the unmodified model. Others receive the product with a patch to prevent its use upon Calvinists.