[drstevej]

OP: This is just a "Ping List" for those who profess the Martin Luther-John Calvin tradition of Unconditional Election.

REV 911 - I love you both as only a confused Arminian Free Methodist can, but I admit to a big coffee spewing snort when I read that LOL.

I would kindly ask Papal dispensation to be included in the ping list, to which I promise not to foul with the heretical humanism to which I find my heart strangely warmed (ref Wesley).....

Revelation 911, note the discrepancy in your self appellation and the GRPL criteria. While a dispensation will not be possible should your confusion lift your inclusion would be most welcome. I will file your application in my "hopefully future Calvinist" file.

Until such time as your application can be accepted you are welcome to be a Senior Observer (won't that make xzins jealous) from the not-yet-Calvinist contingency. You may buy any Pope Piel product EXCEPT the Pope Piel Porta-Purger™. Only Calvinists can buy the unmodified model. Others receive the product with a patch to prevent its use upon Calvinists.

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REV 911 - I love you both as only a confused Arminian Free Methodist can, but I admit to a big coffee spewing snort when I read that LOL.

I would kindly ask Papal dispensation to be included in the ping list, to which I promise not to foul with the heretical humanism to which I find my heart strangely warmed (ref Wesley).....

Revelation 911, note the discrepancy in your self appellation and the GRPL criteria. While a dispensation will not be possible should your confusion lift your inclusion would be most welcome. I will file your application in my "hopefully future Calvinist" file.

Until such time as your application can be accepted you are welcome to be a Senior Observer (won't that make xzins jealous) from the not-yet-Calvinist contingency. You may buy any Pope Piel product EXCEPT the Pope Piel Porta-Purger™. Only Calvinists can buy the unmodified model. Others receive the product with a patch to prevent its use upon Calvinists.

[Revelation 911]

should your confusion lift your inclusion would be most welcome.

God willing of course -

eh - it was worth a try

[xzins]

you are welcome to be a Senior Observer (won't that make xzins jealous)

This really burns me AND I insist on an appeal before the Rules Committee!!

(Do you have a rules committee, yet?)

Whereas Xzins has provided a minimum of 2 quotes, AND

Whereas Revelation 911 has provided zero quotes, AND

Whereas Revelation 911 is known far and wide to be a FAR BETTER Arminian than Xzins (or P-marlowe for that matter), AND

Whereas DrSteveJ is one point shy of a full load, AND

Whereas Whereas Xzins is a formula and not a flower TU_.8UI_.6P_.9, AND

Whereas Xzins is only 1.6 points shy of a full load, AND

Whereas Xzins has the prerequisite disposition to be fully elected, doubly elected, partially elected, or elected as a Republican candidate,

THEREFORE

Be it RESOLVED

That Revelation 911 be removed from status as Senior Observer AND be replaced by an alternate candidate who is LESS Arminian than is Xzins.

Sorry, to cra_ on your parade, Rev, but we MUST confront injustice wherever we find it.