The Dubya and Arnold twins were out in the Netherlands again. If these two get any dumber, they might just stop breathing.
Posted on 12/08/2003 12:32:48 PM PST by Mr. Silverback
Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama for 8 December 2003
Anti-War Anti-Bush and/or pro-tyranny idiots continue to stink up cities worldwide
The Dubya and Arnold twins were out in the Netherlands again. If these two get any dumber, they might just stop breathing.
Am I a bad person if I hope he gets heat stroke from carrying all that crap around with that mask on? OK, OK! I’m just kidding...
It’s all about peace and love, baby.
Speaking of peace and love...these photos were taken at a San Francisco rally on February 16th. Israel’s fight is our fight, for our enemies (domestic division) are Israel’s enemies..
I thought this guy might be penning an apology for Japanese war crimes (so as to avoid hypocrisy when criticizing us) but it turns out he’s writing a protest letter to Prime Minister Koizumi: “You are not good Prime Minister. You stinky-doody-man!”
Are they asking why they are sheeple or are they asking a question that must be answered, “We can’t get anywhere with the women”?
A whole thirty activists came out this week in Seoul to protest the deployment of troops to Iraq. Wow, what a powerful movement.
Oh my that’s a cheery photo.
Q: What do you call it when a Brit has a problem with the Gitmo detentions after Bali and the recent embassy bombing?
A: Natural selection.
Dem dwarves continue to ride the campaign trail
“I’ll tell you why we’ll be able to work with the Soviet Union to stop Iranian wepaons proliferation, because when I’m done with this country we’ll BE the Soviet Union!! We will bury you!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”
“Anybody got a lighter?”
Here are some Lyndon LaRouche supporters, help me, I’m dyin’ laughin’!. Brit Hume reports that LaRouche will actually receive more federal matching funds than some of the nine dwarves. If that doesn’t tell you the jackass party is headed off a cliff, I don’t know what will.
Wesley Clark is deep in thought, trying to work out who cut the cheese.
Clark goes over the strategic lessons of his book with his fans: “First, you get yourself a Commander-in-Chief who is a draft-dodger. Second, you make sure he gets a hinkelman every time he discusses troops movements. Third, bomb from 15,000 feet, because hey, who wants to explain casualties? Fourth...”
“I don’t care what the test results say! Just because my heart is only this big don’t mean I’m medically unfit to be President.” Unfortunately, as the doctors tried to explain to him no less than seven times, it’s his brain that’s only that big.
All work and no play makes Howard a dull boy
All work and no play makes Howard a dull boy
All work and no play makes Howard a dull boy
All work and no play makes Howard a dull boy
All work and no play makes Howard a dull boy
“Dennis, I’d like to take a moment to offer you some advice, as a physician. I’ve looked at your dating website, and I’m scared that some of those women might yank your ears right off in the throes of passion if they should happen become First Lady. Plus, some of those Unitarian chicks might just bore you to death. It’s just not healthy.”
“Well, thank you for your concern, Howard, but I have to disagree. Your 1st cousin is a Unitarian clergychick, and let me tell you, she’s superfreaky! She sent me some photos...well, anyway, let’s not go there. Of course, this is an odd situation, because I usually like my women the way I like my coffee: Hot, strong and black!”
Shortly after his heart-to-heart with Governor Dean and the gay marriage decision by the Massachusetts Supreme Court, Kucinich choose these two contestants as the finalists in his match-making contest.
Sharpton: Hey Clark, you got any pictures of Dean’s mama naked?
Clark: No. Why?
Sharpton: You want some?
Gephardt: OH! That is a good one!
“C'mon Dean, mama joke or no mama joke, you know if you start anything with me you’re gonna need a doctor.”
“So Kucinich refused to follow my advice, and now he’s involved with two Unitarian chicks and a black guy. Does anybody listen to ol’ Doctor Dean? Nooooooo!! Of course, I haven’t tried giving Gephardt any romatic advice yet, but that’s ‘cause he’s gay as a tangerine.”
“That’s it, Dean! I’ve had it with that gay crap!! Diagnose this, Doctor: PULL MY FINGER!!”
Dreadful stupid, Palestine
Palestinian “activists”show off a map of pre-1948 Palestine. Man, even their freakin’ maps are bloody!
The sign reads, "You must be at least this tall to slaughter Jews."
These children are posing with flags from Islamic Jihad. This makes the people who bring their kids to gay pride parades look like the parents of the year.
“Peace train’s getting longer...”
“...Ride on the peace train!”
Kid on right "What are you doing to my house, you freak?"
Christmas came early in Palestine!
Guy at center: “You gotta love this: Pretty soon we’ll have a buncha dead Jews, one less buck-toothed kid in our gene pool, and I go home to a warm dinner. Life is good!”
Gay Days: Our lawyer finally cleared up that misunderstanding...
I originally took these photos when I infiltrated Gay Days at Disneyland in June, but the photo tech at Walmart called the police to report he’d just found evidence of a huge gay prostitution ring...my lawyer just got them back from the cops this week. OK, I’m just kidding. The American Family Association has set up a website called www.stopgaydays.com, hoping to convince conservatives to write to Michael Eisner and urge him to end the practice. They posted a collection of photos to show that it’s not just a bunch of kids walking around with their two daddies that’s causing all this brouhaha, and you know I had to have some fun with those pics!
WARNING: Some of these photos are not suitable for younger viewers (4mycountry, I’m looking in your direction) and if you’re under 18 you should just skip down to the World AIDS Day...on second thought, skip that segment too and go right to Miscellaneous Idiocy.
“Yuh-yuh-yuh! That’s right, I’m a queen! Don’t act like you’re surprised!”
“Ow-ow-ow-ow-! Toohardtoohardtoohard!”
Oh man, that is a gay porn epic just waiting to happen.
The Queer Eye Fab Five–The College Years
Tragically, this obtuse young man is thinking, “I wonder if they’ll be willing to wear those hats during the threesome? Yowza!”
Notice they have tan lines, they must be real prudes.
Guy on the left is just lucky they didn’t decide to all grab his butt.
“Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance...”
Oops, I accidentally included a still from Weird Al’s new video, “Young, Dumb, Ugly, Androgynous and Perverted.”
This photo is instructive. If I refer to this guy as “a fairy,” I’m an intolerant homophobe, but if he does it, he’s clever.
Man, Downtown Julie Brown fell a long way, and going to the blonde ‘fro look didn’t help.
This Disney employee from the “Mission:Space” ride showed up at the wrong place at the wrong time, and a hilarious comedy of gender-bending errors ensued.
Oh no! They cloned Joe Lieberman, and he’s gay!!
“Why do you not find me sexy, big stud? It is because you are sexually repressed, I think!”
After the President got back from his Africa trip, his brother informed him that Kenya is not the only place elephants mate.
“So, Mr. Bond. Now that you see me as I dress in my secret underground lair, that night of passion we shared in Vienna is not such a fond memory, eh?”
The gay rights movement: It’s all about giving every person their inherent dignity.
World AIDS Day
Most of the World AIDS Day observances were restrained and dignified. Those that weren’t, I will now make fun of.
This Indian transsexual is a “sex worker” on the streets of Bombay. I can hear it now: “Quickee-tart thanks you for your business. Please come again.”
“Ooh, I must admit, Condom man, despite our Islamic upbringing it is very difficult to resist your studly charms.”
Richard Gere gets to know all about the Bombay sex trade as part of his World AIDS Day tour: “If you’ll just come with me, my motel is right over here...”
A “sex worker” in Bangladesh: “Welcome to Gettin’ Jiggy 101...”
Miscellaneous idiocy
Benito Mussolini's granddaughter, Alessandra, is trying to start a movement to get more Italians to adopt granddad’s policies. Yes, after all, they worked out so well the first time...
You sign the release form and you takes your chances.
At this “peaceful” demonstration outside a French Army base in the Ivory Coast, thousands screamed “We will kill the French!” But wait, how can that be when the French are the kings of all foreign policy and know how to handle these situations so much better than us?
“Look, I’m Puck...or maybe Peter Pan...No, wait–TINKERBELL!”
These guys are protesting the recent police beating in Cincinnati. Let me tell you something: if a 400lb guy ever grabs me around the neck, you won’t be protesting a beating, you’ll be protesting me slapping leather and putting the whole clip through his chest.
I still have no idea what this mass of people was protesting for in Quebec, but since there are probably just enough conservatives in Quebec to fill a phone booth, it probably wasn’t something good.
“What's the point of having socialist government if I don't get any free DependsTM?”
These guys put this protest in Bogota together to promote the establishment of more public-use areas in the city. Life's a beach, then you get shot by a drug lord because you’re slowing traffic up and he’s late for his pedicure.
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Done!
Trip to Disney World: $1,258
Souvenirs for your girlfriend: $88
Having your picture taken with a bunch of flaming pillow-biters and posted all over the internet with your girlfriend cropped out of the shot: PRICELESS
I know but you've got to admit, that one shot does resemble Jenna Elfman a lot.
See what I mean?
Silverback, were those photos really taken at Disney Gaydays or is that a conglomeration from some gay sex web site? I've been trying to convince my wife (who LOVES Disney) that we will never again pay money to Disney.
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