[JustAmy]

LOL

"I've always wanted to be on a Clinton rope line, smile sweetly, shake his or her hand, and utter that line."

Wouldn't that be worth the wait to shake his or her slimy hand! Of course, you would need to use disinfectant afterwards. : )

[JustAmy]

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers-by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

"That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, 'That's Strange.'"