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Limbaugh at center of controversy again
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Great Dennis Miller take on voting:

Hey, get this. I want to talk about voting.

Since the recall in California's coming up, we'll use that for purposes of our tutorial. And the lesson to be learned is this, if you're too stupid to vote correctly, don't vote.

Now I know they're expecting a big turnout next week, especially now that Arianna Huffington has loosed up her 3.5 votes to freely roam the plains.

And liberals in California are now quibbling with anything that has to do with common sense. They seem to be inferring that some of our citizens cannot navigate the narrow shoals of pushing a chad out with a sharp implement. It would appear that the liberal 9th Circuit court and other left-leaning groups in this state feel that they can poke holes in anything, unless, of course, it's a punch card voting ballot.

Let me reiterate, if you are such a complete zipperhead that you cannot maneuver your way around a chad, guess what? I don't want you to vote, because your vote's stupid. And I'm not talking about run of the mill stupid here either. I'm talking about weapons grade stupidity, OK? It's a chad. Deal with it.

While you're at it, if you do happen to have a pipe cleaner for a brainstem, maybe you ought to practice getting in and out of the shower, before you go to the polling place, because you certainly don't want to put yourself in harm's way entering and exiting the steel vault that is the voting booth.

You know what? I don't believe there are voters out there who can't figure out how to vote. I think for the most part, if you're that big a moron, you tend to stay home on election day and TiVo the "Quick Draw McGraw" marathon on the Cartoon Channel because Baba Looie sounds just like the voice in your head.

Folks, I feel this is another contrarian ACLU contrivance. I blame them for the fact that California is now so far out of the mainstream it's no longer considered to be a contiguous state.

The liberals are so wrong in this case I feel like they're actually gaslighting me. They have somehow now managed to make empathy an intellectual exercise. Beware of that condescension and remember that liberals always feel your pain, unless, of course, they caused it.

Got that? I'm Dennis Miller.

Good rant Dennis.

A new article from a journalist that wants to rub old news in. He probably re-gurgitated the "can't we move on" stuff the day after the blue dress was discovered.

Nothing new here.

It won't be cleared up until Rush's lawyer says he can talk.