[sweetliberty]

"Be careful, while we are defenseless in the shower, the feline invasion can move forward."

Not this one. I remember when he was younger how he would look in utter amazement as we humans immersed ourselves in water. Oh, the horror of it all! All it takes to get Nermal hilariously flustered is to shake a few drops of water from my hands in his general direction.

[Darksheare]

I've had to explain to dad's one cat NiMH that humans do not have fur of their own in abundant quantities to be useful, nor can we hunt the way he can.
He is quite flustered by the shower, and checks it out suspiciously when anyone is done.
I've had him attempt to follow me to the post office.
As well as try to get me hunt with him.

Sis's cat, Shadow, used to jump into the shower with people and rasp his tongue on their ankles in an attempt to 'help'.
He didn't mind being wet at the time, and it was hysterical.
Why can't we have normal pets?