[Darksheare]

I was out wandering under teh stars at 3 in teh morning one night, when a neighbor's daughter spotted me in the road.
The moon was full, and was pretty much at it's apex, so I was pretty much lit up like a sign.
She tapped on the glass, turned on a light.
And then pushed a crucifix against the glass.

I made a big show and then went inside.
Sunrise came and I was nowhere to be seen.
So, for awhile, the neighbors had a running rumor/joke that I was a vampire.

[lodwick]

Jacko scaring kids, again.